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There once was a president, quite grand,
Who tried to ban TikTok’s brand.
Now he’s striving to save,
The app he once gave,
A hard time, in a twist that’s unplanned.

There once was a Fox News host,
Who was trolled by a very mean ghost;
With triggering replies,
She rolled her eyes,
And hoped for some peace and a toast.

There once was a question so sly
“Why?” was the word that did fly
On many a lip
It caused quite a trip
As they pondered the reason so high

There once was a late night host bold,
Who called out the president cold,
For threatening to withhold,
Disaster relief, we’re told,
From California, he’s been told.

A comic once made a proposition
That America lacks a tradition
Of immigration strategies
Just reactions and vagaries
A policy in perpetual transition

There once was a massive deportation,
The White House made it their fixation,
In history it’s the largest,
The plan they broadcast,
Leaving many in dire desolation.

Firefighters slowed the spread with their might,
A huge wildfire burning so bright,
In the mountains up north,
Where dangerous winds go forth,
Los Angeles now breathes a bit light.

There once was a group, so bold,
Who aimed to reduce Musk’s hold.
“No more buying his cars,”
They declared from afar,
Their message quite clear and so cold.

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose anti-wind orders made a big jump.
But Joe Biden’s reform failed,
And the industry wailed,
As their hopes started to slump.

There once was an actor who said,
“Things are wild, but I’m not filled with dread.
There’s a silver lining,
To this emergency defining,
It’s not all gloom and doom like we are fed.”