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There once was a man from the ride
Ejected, he took quite a stride
Hit different parts, oh what a plight
Witnesses gasped at the sight
His journey was quite a wild ride

There once was a man named Gillis,
Whose comments caused quite a fuss.
Comparing his hair to Hitler’s,
And gym attire for women, he’ll stir.
Backlash came swift and severe, thus.

There once was a judge named Ana Reyes,
Furious at trees cut for golfing plays.
No proper notification,
Caused much frustration,
For a course built in trees, she dismays.

There once was a man named Musk
Who claimed he’d cut back on his risk
But the tables did turn
Now political spending will churn
In a dramatic and unexpected twist.

There once was a man named Broglio,
Whose views on justice were strong as a Rio,
He condemned the plan,
For a livestream ban,
Of Hasan’s firing squad, oh no.

There once was a CEO so bold,
Who gifted Trump a statue, we’re told.
He showed love to the president,
In a way quite evident,
By a gift made in his own mold.

There once was a call to 911
Precious minutes elapsed, not much fun
Responders were slow
To the chamber they’d go
Legitimacy they sought, well begun

There once was a Trump ally so wise,
Who in a takedown did criticize,
She aired out her views,
On the “snake” in the news,
Leaving no doubt in people’s eyes.

There once was a player named Pete,
With the Dallas Cowboys he did compete,
In a preseason game,
He gained instant fame,
For Navajo fans, a memory sweet.

In Half Moon Bay, they’re having a spree,
Giant pumpkins are weighed, don’t you see?
Growers gather with glee,
For a weigh-in that’s free,
In California, it’s quite a sight to be!