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There once was a tech billionaire,
Whose complaint was met with a glare.
Critics pointed out,
His actions, no doubt,
Were just what he himself would dare.

There once was a plane in the sky,
To Arlington, it aimed to fly,
But an alert it did hear,
Of a plane drawing near,
So it changed course in the blink of an eye.

There once was a push to detect
Masked protesters with tech to select
The line’s being blurred
By private groups spurred
Public and private, it’s a tricky aspect.

There once were 400 cases great,
398 unvaccinated their fate.
With vaccination unknown,
The virus was grown,
In this sad, preventable state.

There once was a grad student so bright,
ICE came and caused quite a fright,
The president and Tim,
Reacted with vim,
To protect their academic right.

There once was a dictator so sly
Who made people vanish, oh my!
Disappeared without a trace
For daring to voice their own case
Dictatorship makes freedom say bye

Though not native to the States
Honeybees play crucial roles in food production rates
Their pollination is key
For many crops you see
Helping farmers avoid any agricultural fates

There once was a man named Ruffin,
Announced as the headliner, no bluffin’,
For the April 26 dinner,
He’d be the main spinner,
His performance would surely be no muffin.

There once was a billionaire tech,
Who wanted love from every deck,
In the gaming world he’d soar,
Like a character he adored,
Said his daughter, Vivian, with speck.

There once was a host of “Real Time”
Republican fans asked him in rhyme
“Why not join the GOP?”
He said with a plea
“I prefer to keep my own prime”