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There once was a court with great power,
Deciding to revoke in an hour,
Legal status for those,
From Venezuela it goes,
Leaving migrants in a desperate hour.

There once was a swarm in Georgia
Southern Ohio, Kentucky, Cape Cod, and Long Island, a stowaway
They buzzed all around
And made quite a sound
Their numbers the largest display.

There once was a woman named Noor,
Whose husband got detained, that’s for sure.
The school never called,
Leaving her appalled,
No support from the administration’s lure.

There once was a figure quite bold,
Whose views on matters were told,
Ty Cobb did declare,
She’s not treated fair,
In America, her words are not gold.

There once was a senator from Iowa
Who made a big gaffe that caused a furore
Told a voter so sly
About Medicaid, oh my
Said, “Well, we all are going to die.”

There once was a network called PBS
Suing Trump over funding, no less
They fought for their right
In a legal fistfight
Hoping to avoid financial distress

There once was a man named Micah Beckwith
Who claimed Pride Month was a state-corporate-pagan frolic
Not about tolerance, he said
But a scheme to reprogram society instead
His words caused quite a chaotic rollick

There once was a man named Kerik,
Led the NYPD through a tragic pick,
Went to prison for fraud,
Then joined Trump’s denial squad,
His story is quite a quick trick.

There once was a man named Joe Biden,
Recovery from cancer he’s stridin’,
Optimistic they say,
He’ll be healthy one day,
In good health he’ll soon be residin’.

There once was an agency in town
That posted a message around
“Reach out if you’re harmed by an alien”
Responses came in, quite entertailin’
With memes of extraterrestrial renown