Supreme Court Lets Trump End Humanitarian Parole For 500,000 People From 4 Countries

There once was a court with great power,
Deciding to revoke in an hour,
Legal status for those,
From Venezuela it goes,
Leaving migrants in a desperate hour.

Cicada Season Is Here As Billions Of Screaming Insects Emerge

There once was a swarm in Georgia
Southern Ohio, Kentucky, Cape Cod, and Long Island, a stowaway
They buzzed all around
And made quite a sound
Their numbers the largest display.

Mahmoud Khalil’s Wife Still Hasn’t Heard Directly From Columbia’s Administration

There once was a woman named Noor,
Whose husband got detained, that’s for sure.
The school never called,
Leaving her appalled,
No support from the administration’s lure.

Former Trump Lawyer Rips Karoline Leavitt With A New Nickname After She Lashed Out At Judges

There once was a figure quite bold,
Whose views on matters were told,
Ty Cobb did declare,
She’s not treated fair,
In America, her words are not gold.

GOP Senator Ignores Insane Town Hall Gaffe — And Social Media Goes Off

There once was a senator from Iowa
Who made a big gaffe that caused a furore
Told a voter so sly
About Medicaid, oh my
Said, “Well, we all are going to die.”

PBS Sues Trump Over Order Defunding Public Television

There once was a network called PBS
Suing Trump over funding, no less
They fought for their right
In a legal fistfight
Hoping to avoid financial distress

Indiana Lt. Gov. Is Terrified Of Pride Month: ‘The Rainbow Beast Is Coming For Your Kids!’

There once was a man named Micah Beckwith
Who claimed Pride Month was a state-corporate-pagan frolic
Not about tolerance, he said
But a scheme to reprogram society instead
His words caused quite a chaotic rollick

Rudy Giuliani Chokes Up Remembering Former NYPD Commissioner Bernie Kerik

There once was a man named Kerik,
Led the NYPD through a tragic pick,
Went to prison for fraud,
Then joined Trump’s denial squad,
His story is quite a quick trick.

Biden On His Cancer Diagnosis: ‘We’re Going To Be Able To Beat This’

There once was a man named Joe Biden,
Recovery from cancer he’s stridin’,
Optimistic they say,
He’ll be healthy one day,
In good health he’ll soon be residin’.

Influencer Sues To Keep 3-Year-Old Son’s Death Details Private After TikTok ‘Frenzy’

There once was a mom named Emilie
Who wanted to grieve privately
Her child’s drowning was tragic
But social media magic
Made her sorrow a public decree

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