There once was a health expert who said,
“All providers should be filled with dread.
For the goal here is clear,
To make them all fear,
That they might be the next one to be dead.”
There once was a SpongeBob Day
At the White House things went astray
It ended in sorrow
No joy to borrow
A celebration turned quite gray
There once was an ambassador from the U.S.
Defending Trump caused him much stress
Critics challenged his stance
On social media’s expanse
But his loyalty he did not confess.
There once was a Dem from Maryland,
Who criticized Trump with a firm hand.
Before his big speech,
She called him a leech,
And said his policies were all bland.
There once was a press secretary
Who warned of the president’s strategy
His “improvising” ways
Could be a “drag” on his party’s days
Affecting their midterm victory
There once were some MAGA allies,
Who sang a different tune in disguise,
In private they’d speak,
Their true thoughts they’d leak,
Contradicting their publicized lies.
There once was a comic so fine,
Who explained Trump’s actions in line.
He said with a smile,
It’s just for his style,
Restarting hostilities with Iran.
There’s been a massive change in view,
According to CNN’s data crew,
The public’s opinion did switch,
Reported by this data-rich hitch,
A big shift in what people construe.
There once was a first lady so grand,
Marc Beckman praised her and took a firm stand.
He called her quite crucial,
In history so crucial,
A title she’ll always command.
There once was a CNN anchor bold,
Who used the president’s words that were told.
With clever finesse,
He caused quite a mess,
And left the president feeling quite cold.