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There once was a governor from Cali
Who urged voters to head to the rally
Reject Trump’s agenda
Was his plea to agenda
For a brighter future, he dilly-dallied.

There once was a coin worth a buck,
With Trump on the tails side, oh shuck!
Some said it’s a joke,
Others found it provoke,
But all had a good laugh and cluck.

There once was a gal named Benanti
Impersonating the first lady
On “The Late Show,” quite scary
With Melania’s accent quite airy
Her performance was truly quite zany

There once was a VP so bold,
Whose words left Jon Stewart cold,
On “The Daily Show,” he did sneeze,
The host got a brain freeze,
From the comment the VP strolled.

There once was a Rep. named McClain,
Who decried the wildfire smoke stain,
From Canada it came,
And caused quite the flame,
She slammed them with anger and disdain.

There once was a man named Ty Cobb,
Who explained why the president can’t let it go,
He tried to show the facts,
But still faced attacks,
Now he’s part of history’s show.

There once was a man with a crime,
He’s clearly mad he didn’t get airtime,
His face turned all red,
As he shook his wild head,
His ranting turned into a mime.

There once was a gun dealer so bold
Whose verdict was a sight to behold
Surpassing seventy-three
For Sandy Hook’s tragedy
Against Remington, the story is told

There once was a veep, so they say,
Who wanted his son flown away,
In a chopper to golf,
It may seem quite aloof,
But that’s how he chose to convey.

There once was an ICE officer in Maine,
Who shot a Colombian man in disdain.
As an Army vet, he was feared,
His violent past was cleared,
By close relatives, his behavior caused pain.