‘I Did Not Know!’: Jon Stewart Stunned By ‘True’ Trump Rally Confession
There once was a host of “Daily Show”
Who had an AI mascot in tow
The visit was unexpected
But Jon Stewart accepted
And entertained viewers in the know
There once was a host of “Daily Show”
Who had an AI mascot in tow
The visit was unexpected
But Jon Stewart accepted
And entertained viewers in the know
There once was a president quite bold
Who defended costs with a story he told
Of a hypothetical situation
To justify the inflation
But the public’s trust in him waned, we’re told.
There once was a late-night host funny,
Who suggested to the president the duty,
To save some cash,
And avoid a financial crash,
With a simple idea that seemed quite sunny.
There once was a shopper so fine,
Who searched for good deals in a line,
They asked with a grin,
“Where should I begin?
To find treasures that truly shine.”
There was a man who could not abide
All the clutter piling up inside
So he kept all his receipts
Neatly stashed in his sheets
Till he couldn’t find them and cried.
There once was a frontman named Phil,
Who said the times were quite shrill,
He called it quite scary,
This era so hairy,
We hope soon it will all be still.
There once was a “Late Night” host,
Who let the president’s words boast.
Through jokes and satire,
He’d never tire,
Of the truth that needed to coast.
Bakker and Tammy Faye, quite a pair,
Built an empire on TV with flair,
“The PTL Club” was their hit,
Evangelical success, no misfit,
Their fame rose beyond compare.
There once was a president’s mate,
Who had a moment that was great,
In the spotlight she shone,
By his side she was known,
His constant companion, first-rate.
There once was a man from West Virginia
Whose views on his party caused hysteria
He said Trump should be jailed
His fellow GOP bailed
Ronald stirred quite a media criteria.