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There once was a secretary so great
Got a reality check, wasn’t too late
On social media’s trend
His message did bend
And quickly learned to navigate.

There once was an Apache so bold,
It crashed in a field, we are told.
In Texas it sparked,
A wildfire embark,
Evacuations, the story unfolds.

There once was a student in Warner,
Who was hurt in a terrible corner.
A shooting took place,
In the school’s space,
Just a week in, the year had a scorner.

A man in Hopkins, so vile,
Stabbed his wife and child, with a smile.
Then he shot himself dead,
Left three lives full of dread,
In this sad, tragic, gruesome trial.

There once was a man named Miller,
Whose actions could not have been sillier,
A nude photo was found,
Of his daughter profound,
In a case that made him a thriller.

There once was a storm fierce and bold,
Tornadoes and floods left us cold,
No electricity for many,
The aftermath was quite uncanny,
Leaving us shivering and told.

There once was a firm from Houston
Contracted to help children on the run
They’d provide legal aid
For the kids who’d strayed
Their work was helpful and well done

A president boldly declared
“Total control,” he declared
Of the Strait that’s key
To oil, you see
But is it true? Let’s beware.

There once was a doc named Reiner,
Who spoke of the president’s demeanor.
He said with much ease,
Some medical disease,
Was causing the leader to be leaner.

There once was a comic so bold
Who mocked the president, we are told
For a secret aircraft swap
Last month, nonstop yap
His humor, the leader’s patience, it stole