There once was a veteran of “60 Minutes”
Who doubted Bari Weiss in limits
He hoped it would end
But trust he didn’t lend
Confidence in her actions, he exhibits
There once was a number so grand,
A trillion – hard to understand,
It’s more than you’d guess,
A vast sum, no less,
A fortune that’s truly unplanned.
But just to go hang out with people
On the Epstein list? I’m good, dog,”
UFC fighter Strickland
Said about not attending
The event, he’d rather jog.
There once was a team from the States,
In World Cup they sealed their fates.
With their biggest win,
The crowd gave a grin,
As they celebrated behind the gates.
There once was a leader named Flores,
Whom Trump said the US quickly froze.
A strike so lethal and swift,
For the gang leader, a gift,
Now Hector’s gang may well oppose.
There once was a firm with a plight,
Directed by the government’s might,
Export controls in place,
Left the company in daze,
On Friday, they received the tough fight.
There once was a man named Elon Musk
Whose wealth reached a trillion, no fuss
SpaceX soared even higher
A valuable buyer
In the ranks of companies, he was a plus
A Texan Dem boldly declared,
“Real men serve others, it’s shared.
Weak men serve themselves,
It’s not good for their health,
So let’s show some compassion, be prepared.”
There once was a game in Korea
With seats that were painfully spare
Ticket prices too high
Left many fans asking why
For the tournament, no one would dare
Born in refugee camps with great souls,
Three players from Africa’s goals.
To Australia they’ll go,
For the World Cup show,
Their talent, the world soon beholds.