There once was a Fox News host named Ted,
Who thought the afterlife was Trump’s homestead.
With gold-plated walls,
And lots of golf balls,
His vision left many people misled.
There once was a Commission so grand,
Expected to exempt a large band,
Of suppliers not from China,
From restrictions that were finer,
FCC making decisions so unplanned.
There once was a host on MS NOW
Who slammed the president, oh how!
His negotiating skills
Were the cause of her ills
In limericks, she’d lay out her row
There once was a senator from Texas
Whose comments caused quite a ruckus
Critics seized on his views
And gave him bad news
In the media, their disapproval stuck us.
There once was a spokesman quite bold
Who vehemently denied what he was told
That the president had slept
After the eulogy he kept
In South Carolina, so we’re told.
There once was a president bold
Who stopped the mourners to be told
Of Graham’s likability
On each side of civility
A claim that he had to uphold
Iran launched missiles one day,
At American forces, they say,
In the Middle East clash,
With a deafening crash,
Negotiations now in disarray.
There once was a man named Trump,
Who felt his case was a dump,
Supreme Court gave a loss,
But he didn’t toss,
He vowed for a rehearing, not a slump.
There once was a man named Keith,
Who decried the use of AI beneath,
Generating nude images with skill,
Against people’s will,
A practice he deemed a foul breach.
There once was a thing with a name,
They changed it, but it’s all the same,
I’m not buying the lie,
My thoughts will not comply,
The new name won’t bring me fame.