There once were some Republicans, so fretted,
That the president’s actions, they betted,
Would sour their midterms,
And with deep concerns,
Their chances in jeopardy, they netted.
There once was a lake called Ontario,
But Google Maps decided to show
For U.S. users they’d claim,
To give it a new name,
Now it’s called “Lake America” on the go.
There once was a flood in the park,
That knocked out the water, so stark.
No tourists could drink,
Residents on the brink,
As officials tried to make their mark.
There once was a tech giant so bold,
Their change was a sight to behold,
After Trump’s first day,
They went a new way,
Their actions left many hearts cold.
There once was a comic named Maher
Whose Dolly Parton tribute did wear
The label of “lamest”
By media, they tamed it
But Maher just didn’t seem to care.
There’s claims that none can validate,
The press repeats them, it’s their fate,
The health secretary quipped,
While eyebrows were raised and lips pursed,
Intrigue around the claims wouldn’t abate.
A judge in Boston laid the plan,
Based on findings from a year span,
The decision was made,
A piggyback charade,
In the courtroom, the gavel did land.
There once was a man named Carlson
Said, “Remove him from office, come on!”
His words caused a stir
As the calls for removal did occur
But the outcome remained unknown
There once was a man named Yiannopoulos
Arrested in Louisiana, for what, no one knows
At the airport he was caught
By ICE, he was brought
Now in custody, his fate he opposes
A singer named Dolly was great,
In Tennessee, she sealed her fate.
Her life so extraordinary,
In the state, it’s customary,
Her legacy, we celebrate.