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There once was an airport in Nashville,
Governor Lee had a plan to unveil,
To rename it for a singer,
A proposal that did linger,
In Tennessee, the idea did prevail.

There once was a president in Houston,
Whose self-centered ways caused a ruckus.
His behavior, so typical,
Made many quite cynical,
As he strutted around like a buzzin’.

There once were some statues on display,
Honoring generals from the Confederate way,
But now they are gone,
Their time has moved on,
No longer in sight, they’ve been taken away.

There once was a QB from the league,
On leave after a drunken fatigue,
Arrested in Wisconsin,
For his reckless decision,
Now his career may be in intrigue.

There once was a drug institute
In the Netherlands, they did refute
Ecstasy pills shaped like the head
Of the U.S. President, they said
Lethal dangers they sought to commute

A Trump spokesperson named Hicks
Told Jennings with sly little tricks
“Your comments will ruin
With Iraq 2005 tune”
But Jennings just laughed and said, “Nix!”

There once was a president named Trump
His second term was starting to slump
With Israel and Iran
In a conflict so grand
He faced an awkward moment with a thump

There once was a lake known as “HOMES”
Now “SHAME” the new name quickly roams
A social media user said
The acronym now is dead
For the Great Lakes, a new tone it combs

A governor named Tony Evers
Signed napkins with clever endeavors
When Trump tried to rename
Lake Ontario’s old name
Evers showed him signing finesse

There once was a man named Carney,
Who had to respond to a moron so zany.
The user on social media,
Caused quite a big dilemma,
Embarrassing America, oh so rainy.