There once was a house with a mouse
Where images and videos would rouse
But the people inside
Would rather not confide
In what happened, so quiet as a mouse.
There once was a mayor named Bass
Who vowed to kick ass
Any misuse of funds
For the unhoused, she shuns
And promised to bring justice to pass
The State Department said with a grin,
Approved sale of F-35 to begin,
Lockheed Martin’s fighter jets,
For Saudi, no regrets,
In the sky, they’ll surely win.
There once was a candidate from Texas,
Whose statement caused quite the ruckus,
The bipartisan backlash grew,
Against the things he would spew,
For his comments, many found infectious.
There once was a royal dispute,
Princess Diana’s brother took repute,
Claiming King Charles III,
Said she soon would be free,
But the Palace said it’s all moot.
There once was a GOP quite unclean,
Their stables were in need of cleaning.
A strategist wrote,
In a scorching note,
In the Wall Street Journal, quite demeaning.
In Colorado, a town did appear,
Trump makeover brought cheer near and dear,
In a song of Season 29,
The change was quite fine,
An animated town with new atmosphere.
There once was a man named Joe Concha
Who criticized a congresswoman’s “interviews”
Critics gave him the rest of the dollar
For his comments that were rather hollower
Now he’s known as a pundit who faunches
There once was a candidate named Andrews,
Whose campaign had its share of new trends,
In South Carolina she’ll run,
Said Will, “It’s just begun”,
With hopes to see her be the Dems’ friends.
The health secretary, oh so sly,
Told the CDC to not tally
The state’s measles death rate,
Trying to avoid debate,
But the truth will come out, we can’t deny.