There once was a judge named Tim Kelly,
Said the ban on three outlets was smelly,
He declared it unconstitutional,
His verdict was quite sensational,
For freedom of press, he was quite belly.
There once was an ad on Fox News,
That left viewers feeling confused.
It was funded by the state,
But the message was great,
A government-sponsored ruse.
There once were some critics who’d say
That the movie was quite poor, nay.
But the audience cheered,
Their opinions revered,
And the film went on to win the day.
There once was a man named Trump,
His media project was a slump.
It started with a bang,
But soon lost its bang,
Now it’s just a big media dump.
There once was a man named Terry
Who said, “Trust in the GOP is quite scary
Under Trump’s reign
Voters feel the strain
American Principles Project does carry”
There once was a man named Deace
Who couldn’t decide on his case
To share or not share
He was in despair
In fear of causing a dark place
There once was a plan that flopped,
It probably didn’t go the way they hoped,
They tried their best,
But failed the test,
Their dreams were thoroughly mopped.
There once was a lady named Grisham,
Who accused Trump of being a big ham.
She told CNN with glee,
“He acts like a dictator, you see,”
Which caused quite a media grand slam.
A man known for deceit and lies,
His supporters now see through disguise,
With prices that soar,
They can’t take it anymore,
Daniel Dale’s words don’t surprise.
There once was a crisis so dire,
With food and gas costs much too high.
Americans struggling to get by,
The prices just seem to fly,
An affordability crisis they can’t retire.