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The White House tried to restrict the news,
Despite a judge’s legal views,
Reporters fought back,
With no room for slack,
Press freedom, they vowed to pursue.

There once was a president so bold
Whose social media spree took hold
But after a tragedy,
Caused a fierce mutiny
Backlash his actions foretold.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who claimed that “God made me a champ.”
With lions and lavish praise,
He ruled his days,
In the end, his empire did crump.

There once was a Rep. Kinzinger
Who said with a look that did linger
“You can’t be serious”
His tone was imperious
A limerick about him, I’ll ginger

There once was a senator named Marsha
Who shared a video that caused a furore
Running for governor, you see
Her actions caused some glee
In Tennessee, her name they’ll adore

There once was a group quite contrary,
Testing limits of federal authority,
Reuters delved deep,
Uncovered secrets to keep,
In-depth investigation, oh the clarity!

There once was a cost jump so steep,
From August to September, a leap.
The increase was quite large,
In five months, it’s in charge.
0.6% up from 0.4%, prices now creep.

There once was a man named Harris
Blaming diesel costs on one party, he’d embarrass
His words drew some laughter
In a debate thereafter
For his claims were quite baseless, the impudent ignoramus

There once was a man named Jennings
In line for the press secretary mission
He appeared on the panel
After Katie’s debut scandal
His fate in the White House position

There once was a press secretary named Psaki,
who tore into Zacharia quite saucy,
Her debut performance,
Was met with abhorrence,
Psaki’s criticism was quite bossy.