There’s claims that none can validate,
The press repeats them, it’s their fate,
The health secretary quipped,
While eyebrows were raised and lips pursed,
Intrigue around the claims wouldn’t abate.
A judge in Boston laid the plan,
Based on findings from a year span,
The decision was made,
A piggyback charade,
In the courtroom, the gavel did land.
There once was a man named Carlson
Said, “Remove him from office, come on!”
His words caused a stir
As the calls for removal did occur
But the outcome remained unknown
There once was a man named Yiannopoulos
Arrested in Louisiana, for what, no one knows
At the airport he was caught
By ICE, he was brought
Now in custody, his fate he opposes
A singer named Dolly was great,
In Tennessee, she sealed her fate.
Her life so extraordinary,
In the state, it’s customary,
Her legacy, we celebrate.
There once was a man named Perez,
Who made cash on Trump’s speeches, no less.
He bet on each word,
And won quite absurd,
Now he’s richer, I must confess.
There once was an airport in Nashville,
Governor Lee had a plan to unveil,
To rename it for a singer,
A proposal that did linger,
In Tennessee, the idea did prevail.
There once was a president in Houston,
Whose self-centered ways caused a ruckus.
His behavior, so typical,
Made many quite cynical,
As he strutted around like a buzzin’.
There once were some statues on display,
Honoring generals from the Confederate way,
But now they are gone,
Their time has moved on,
No longer in sight, they’ve been taken away.
There once was a QB from the league,
On leave after a drunken fatigue,
Arrested in Wisconsin,
For his reckless decision,
Now his career may be in intrigue.