There once was a man named Shawn Ryan
Who explained why he left the Trump clan
He spoke up with no fear
Made his reasons quite clear
Now firmly off the train, he’s a new fan
There once was a display so bold,
Critics called it disgraceful and cold.
Some thought it was gross,
Others found it verbose,
But the artist’s vision they couldn’t withhold.
There once was a Dem from Michigan,
Who gave his opponent a brand new name, Mike Rogers.
He cooked up a moniker,
For his rival, oh so slicker,
In the Senate, they’ll fight like two old codgers.
There once was a man named Trump
Whose military presence did jump
He warned of new strikes
Against Iran, what sights!
His threats left many in a slump.
There once was a suspect quite bold,
Who harassed Katie Miller, we’re told.
With messages dark,
About her and her spark,
In custody now, we’re consoled.
There once were ICE officers so keen,
With vehicle stops they were seen,
Only after training,
Their orders explaining,
To conduct stops with precision so clean.
There once was a couple named Chen,
Who were both of the age of seven-ten.
They’re accused of a crime,
For killing in their prime,
Their son-in-law slain by their hand.
There once was a stadium in awe,
Cèsar Maldonado exclaimed “Who are these guys?” with jaw open wide.
The Mariachi group played with such grace,
Leaving the crowd in a mesmerized place,
Their music a joyous, captivating ride.
There once was a governor who said,
“Some folks choose to stay in bed.
Instead of work, they opt
For benefits, nonstop.”
In Arkansas, that’s what he spread.
There once was a senator named Husted,
In Trump’s pocket, Ohio voters suspected,
Many were quite concerned,
According to a poll they learned,
His loyalty they felt was adjusted.