There once was a lady named Blanche
Who at a hearing did staunchly enhance
That the anti-weaponization fund
Would not move forward, it was shunned
But fate had a different plan to advance
There once was a lady named Nancy
Whose disappearance was oh so fancy
The note they released
Hoping it increased
Chances of solving the mystery
There once was a rocket so high,
Its upper stage flew to the sky,
But with a great crash,
It made a moon dash,
On Wednesday, we bid it goodbye.
There once was a pool with a flaw,
Installed by a contractor who saw,
The Justice Department said,
Their work left a pool dead,
Now they must follow the law.
A proposal met with resistance quick,
Soccer ruling body was not slick.
European agency’s plan,
Faced a strict soccer ban,
Their business hopes took a bad lick.
There once was a president bold,
Who tore into Trump, so we’re told.
He apologized to Fauci,
For language that was saucy,
In the diary, the story unfolds.
Perhaps there has never been a group
Of people, treated so badly, the scoop
Said Trump of the fund
For those who’ve been shunned
In our Nation’s history, a whoop
There once was a quarterback great,
Whose court date was set for a later date,
On September twenty-one,
He’d face what he’d done,
Hoping the outcome would be his fate.
There once was a judge from D.C.,
Slapped down the MAGA leader with glee,
In a three-page decree,
Bastian made it clear to see,
No relief for the leader would be.
There once were investigators who
Hoped someone would recognize the writing style true
They searched high and low
For a lead to follow
In hopes of solving the mystery anew.