There once was a man who could not,
But he tried, giving it his best shot.
Though he failed in the end,
He was praised as a friend,
For his effort was all that he brought.
There once was a president who warned
Of a bleak future that he adorned
He said if Dems win
It would be a big sin
In Congress, their power would be scorned
There once was a president so sly,
Claimed renaming the ocean was why,
He chatted with Google’s head honcho,
Sundar Pichai, so in the know,
But the truth may be just a bit wry.
There once was a team named the Steelers,
Who faced the Saints, so fierce were their pealers,
In the French capital they played,
On Sunday, the game they slayed,
For victory, they were the dealers.
There once was a president bold,
Whose repost failed to unfold,
An awkward exchange
With his first lady, so strange,
In the limelight, their story is told.
There’s a team called the Falcons, you see,
Whose logo Nazi comparisons decree.
It’s not the first time,
It’s really quite a crime,
For a sports team, it just shouldn’t be.
There once was an actor, so bright
Who won an Emmy in the limelight
Passed away on Wednesday night
From causes that were quite right
Leaving behind a legacy so tight
There once was a man named Kohen Wiley
Whose family said the shooting was unkindly
They viewed the footage with dread
And believe he was left for dead
Now they seek justice, rightly and timely.
There once was a president who frowned,
At Ohio’s Gov. DeWine, he clowned,
For suggesting an ad,
Should be taken down, sad,
Their feud made the headlines renowned.
There once was a man named Sguros,
Who found a man dead, so morose.
He took over the home,
And started to roam,
Impersonating for years, I suppose.