There once were two suspects who’d compete,
Shooting bullets to meet and to greet,
Investigators did say,
They were aiming to play,
But ended up facing defeat.
There once was a host on TV,
Who explained the president’s decree,
He went from calling it a scam,
To supporting the crypto jam,
A 180 turn for all to see.
There once was a trans TikTok star,
Backlash from right-wing was far,
Turning the president’s critique,
With humor unique,
In 2023, she raised the bar.
There once was a sharpshooter named Ana,
Who with crossbow skills caused quite the drama.
She hit her poor mate,
In a terrible fate,
Now they both need a new kind of karma.
There once was a president who’d boast,
Posting images, some odd, some morose,
On this sunny Sunday,
He shared them his way,
His feed was a peculiar grandiose.
There once was a senator from South Carolina
Who celebrated war with Iran-a
In a footage just emerged
His enthusiasm surged
In a documentary, oh what a drama!
There once was a meme from the White House,
But it didn’t get cheers, just a grouse.
It tried to be funny,
But reactions were crummy,
Now it’s just as quiet as a mouse.
There once was a shooting in Seattle
In an events complex, oh what a battle
Police say people were hurt
In the chaos and dirt
Near the Space Needle, a terrible rattle
There once was a man named Trump,
Who wanted a road with his name to thump.
In North Africa he hoped to see,
But officials there did not agree,
No Trump Road in that country will jump.
There once was a director named Coogler,
Who praised an “incredible” actor.
With work that was recent,
The announcement, decent,
Made at a convention, a powerful factor.