There once was a comic quite merry
Who made jokes both sweet and quite scary
He spun the sad news
Of a man with the blues
Former Homeland Security secretary
There once was a man from Tennessee
On a ventilator, unconscious was he
Given pentobarbital strong
He’s been out for so long
In the hospital, hoping to be set free
There once was a conservative network,
Warned by the president to rework,
Or be faced with ratings low,
Just like CNN to show,
“FAKE NEWS” he did mock, with a smirk.
There once was a jet from Bermuda
That was lost on its way to Boston,
The FAA warned the Coast Guard
Of the plane that was missing so fast,
Now they search for the jet in a drama.
There once was a case that was grim,
At Cornell, a terrible whim,
A student was raped,
The president gaped,
Such acts bring society’s dim.
There once was a case of great weight
Involving climate change, it’s first-rate
Billions were at stake
So much money to make
Litigation across the world, it’s a debate
There once was a worker laid off,
Who voted for Trump, three times he scoffed.
But now he’s all done,
With the president, one by one,
His loyalty surely has softened.
A woman named Pike, so severe
Was put on a ventilator, I fear
Unconscious she lay
In the hospital that day
As her attorneys cried out, “Oh dear!”
A journalist named Mehdi Hasan
Found a scandalous tale on the run
She got banned from Uber
Now she flies Airforce One
A huge controversy has just begun
There once was a pope who did say,
It’s crucial to tell apart the display,
Of human art and machine,
For the difference is keen,
In creating our world, day by day.