There once was a president who,
Thanked his wife for all she would do.
He then boasted with pride,
At the changes outside,
In a tangent quite bizarre, but true.
There once were some Yanks full of glee,
Recruited by foreign universities, you see.
With funding and freedom,
They left their kingdom,
To explore new academic glee.
There once was a president quite sad
His term was a history book fad
The worst of them all
According to recall
His name was forever to be clad
There once was a star who did vape,
But now she has made an escape.
She’s quit the habit for good,
Hoping she always would,
No more clouds of smoke in her drape.
There once was a journalist divine
Who planned to pursue projects in line
Award-winning her title
Her work was sure vital
New projects she’ll soon redefine
There once was a host with no fears
Who planned for a couple more years
He won’t retire just yet
On the show, he is set
Bringing laughter and cheers.
There once was a warning from Sarah,
Of something that was very scary,
She said with a frown,
It might bring you down,
So be cautious and always be wary.
There once was a man from D.C.
Who fought for his views constantly
As a former Fox host
His opinions he’d boast
On defense, he’d always decree
There once was a niece of Trump’s name,
Who claimed his attacks were all to blame,
On his upbringing quite rough,
Made him nasty and gruff,
In a limerick, she put forth her claim.
There once was a president in despair
Whose pleas didn’t get him anywhere
He tried all he could
But it did him no good
And he found himself in quite a snare.