A ship from Cyprus hit by Iran,
Suffered damage, a civilian’s gone,
Engineroom took a hit,
Crew member missing, that’s it,
U.S. Command reported this con.
There once was a man named Trump
Whose supporters let out a loud thump
At the sight of a former PM
Hopping on screen, oh how grim
Their feelings were strong, they did jump
There once was a strategist who railed,
At “left-wing idiots” he assailed,
Blamed Sanders for Clinton’s loss,
In 2016, what a toss,
His words left many quite derailed.
There once was a man named Ty Cobb
Who claimed Trump had a sly job
To control the elections
With his cunning reflections
Playing a dangerous political squab.
There once was a leader named Trump
Who threatened to make Iran a dump
He vowed to decimate
And obliterate
But soon realized he was in a slump
There once was a President named Trump,
Who on social media took a jump,
He said the ceasefire’s done,
And the fighting’s begun,
His words caused quite a big hump.
There was a shooting that made ICE fret,
Under scrutiny, tactics they must reset,
Arrests on the rise,
DHS got the prize,
Billions granted, Congress’ bet.
The Times claimed EEOC didn’t heed,
Conciliation efforts it did not lead,
A lawsuit was filed,
A week after defiled,
By the paper’s report, it’s decreed.
There once was a man named Trump
Whose week was a total dump
He faced criticism and jeers
And shed many tears
Now his future seems rather stumped
There once was a report so bold,
Israel’s intel was shared, we’re told,
About an Iranian plot,
Against the president sought,
In the Wall Street Journal it was sold.