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There once was a coach from Tennessee
Who let a player go free
Jordan Elliott was out
After causing a shout
Now the Titans must adjust, you see

There once was a frat of renown
That caused quite a stir in the town
It posed a big threat
To all that it met
So the university shut it down

There once was a scramble online,
Website operators in a bind,
Governments took sites down,
To prevent a cyber frown,
As systems were secured, all was fine.

There once was a Minnesotan to declare
In a chat with Chris Hayes on the air
“I can’t live there no more,”
She said, quite for sure,
In a limerick, her words we now share.

There once was a candidate from Michigan
Who dropped his post due to a sin
In a debate he did dare
Question El-Sayed’s loyalty, unfair
Now he’s out, his chances looking grim.

There once was a tech trillionaire named X
Who faced Democrats’ investigations vortex
Reports before midterms
Brought him major concerns
But in limericks, we can’t bring up the specifics.

There once was a speaker so bold,
Who to Fox News host did withhold,
“I won’t go any further,”
He said with a shiver,
In his stance, he did firmly hold.

There once was a Democrat named Acton,
In an ad her mother was shown,
Estranged they may be,
But in politics, she’s free,
To run for office on her own.

There once was a woman named Stella,
Whose anger at division did swell-a,
Blaming the GOP,
For lack of harmony,
In our country, she felt quite yella.

There once was a man named Kilmeade
Who received a compliment indeed
From Witkoff he heard
Said it was absurd
Now he feels quite naive, it’s agreed