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There once was a man named Jayden Adams
Found dead in Cape Town’s vast lands
He had helped his team win
But his life was cut thin
Leaving behind many saddened bands

There once was a congresswoman from Maine,
Who faced critics with disdain,
They reminded her quick,
Of her standing with a kick,
South Carolina voters to her campaign.

There once was a rise in oil rates,
After attacks caused some debates,
In the Middle East,
They rose the least,
And now we’re all checking our states.

There once was a strategist so wise
Who told Democrats to be wise
“Get good lawyers!” he said
In case Republicans shed
Their morals and pull a surprise

There once was a CEO named Dave,
Whose ambitions were bold and brave.
But a lawsuit arose,
And now I suppose,
His dreams may end in a watery grave.

There once was a glass expert in 2022,
Diagnosed with a glioblastoma, it’s true,
Despite the grim fate,
He continued to create,
His passion for ceramics still grew.

There once was a senator from South Carolina
Whose death came as quite a surprise, ya
At age seventy-one
His final moments done
Were detailed in a report, quite a panorama

A senator from South Carolina late,
Became one of the president’s best mate,
In politics hand in glove,
Allies bound by true love,
Their bond grew strong as of late.

There once was a woman named Miller
Whose response left many feeling quite bitter
She was called an empty husk
For her actions, many did cuss
When compared to Biden, she seemed quite a quiller

There once was a president boasting,
Of ratings that weren’t even coasting.
But the numbers he’d tout,
Were filled with much doubt,
His approval was really just ghosting.