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Nearly 100 arborists did race,
To climb trees in a St. Louis park space,
In the championship grand,
They scaled trees hand in hand,
Showing skill and expertise with grace.

Airlines globally are bracing for a prolonged fuel shock,
Prices soaring, budgets may be put in a deadlock,
Passengers might feel the strain,
As costs increase and airlines feel the pain,
Navigating turbulence, in the industry, they must dock.

There once was a man named “the Mooch”
Who wrote about Trump in a book
He spoke of mistakes
And the errors he makes
In the White House, he sure took a kook

There once was a judge in Ensenada
Who found three Mexicans, alas
Guilty of murder, it’s true
Of two brothers and friend so blue
In Baja California, what a sad day

A New Yorker shot by ICE agents in Marble Hill,
Declared by the department, a verifiable chill,
The claim now is clear,
No need to fear,
In New York City, beware and keep still.

A storm is approaching with might,
Expected to make landfall at night,
Bringing surge and strong gales,
Flooding homes and closed trails,
Tornadoes may add to the fright.

There once were two people so bad
Put differences aside, Kimmel was glad
For the greater bad they did conspire
Their terrible ways did not tire
In harmony, they were truly mad

There once was a lady named Pillay
Who spoke of the president’s thirst each day
His obsession with the award
Left her feeling quite floored
She couldn’t help but reference in dismay

There once was a man named Murphy,
Who questioned in a hurry,
“What, is he mimicking ISIS executions?”
Inquiring about dark illusions,
In search of the truth, he did scurry.

There once was a gal named Zacharia,
Who claimed she was a lifelong conservaria.
She praised Trump with such glee,
As the best in history, you see,
But her views may cause quite a hysteria.