‘Kimmel’ Guest Host Colman Domingo Shows Why White House Is ‘Terrified’ Of Melania Trump

There once was an actor who said,
He speaks for all, it is spread.
To the first lady’s great delight,
He made a request that night,
In limerick form, his words led.

Spain World Cup Hero Ignites Political Furor With MAGA-Style Hat

There once was a lad named Torres
In Madrid, he caused quite a fuss
With a red hat in his hand
“Make Spain Great Again” was the brand
Celebrating the victory, he did thus

MS NOW Host Names Donald Trump Official Most Likely To Take The Fall For Iran

There once was a man named Lemire,
Who couldn’t imagine anyone higher,
He said with a sigh,
“It’s hard to deny,
That no one else could be the sire.”

‘I’m Happy To Address It’: Donald Trump Jr. Opens Up About All Those Cocaine Rumors

There once was a son of the president,
On social media, he faced discontent,
Called “the biggest cokehead,”
Rumors swirling, widespread,
But the truth of the matter, dissent.

Trump-Allied FIFA President Told ‘His Time Is Up’ By Top Soccer Official

There’s not much more to add, he did say
With support from the system in play
La Liga’s president
With federations content
Ruling smoothly, day after day.

‘What The F**k Is He Talking About?’: Trump’s Odd Word Choice Leaves Critics Baffled

There once was a president bold
Whose words on Iran were quite cold
He used an unexpected word
To describe what he had heard
Of violence and stories untold.

Damning Polls Show Canadians ‘Hate, Hate, Hate’ Donald Trump’s America

There once was a man named Enten
Who said the president’s drivin’
Dislike and the hate
That Canadians create
In the United States, to our chagrin

Donald Trump Torched As ‘Disgusting Little Man’ Over ‘New Low’ About Dead Troops

There once was a Rep. named Greene,
Who used slang that was rather obscene.
She told the President,
With language quite vehement,
Her words were not fit for a teen.

Detective Says D4vd Ordered Chain Saws, Body Bags In Hearing To Decide If Singer Should Go To Trial

There once was a singer named D4vd
Whose trial for a crime was delayed
He’s accused of a killing
And gruesome distilling
Of poor Celeste Rivas Hernandez slayed

Venezuela’s Maduro, US Justice Department Propose June 2027 Trial Start

There once was a man named Maduro,
His wife Cilia in jail did go,
In Brooklyn they stayed,
Since January they’ve paid,
Their troubles just seem to grow.

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