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Here are the most baffling parts
About the U.S. – it’s where the arts
And the culture collide
With fast food on the side
Visitors find it hard to depart

There once was a Marine named Gilman,
In Russia, his fate was quite grim,
For four long years he’s been held,
On charges that many have repelled,
In Massachusetts, they pray for him.

There once was a host of “Last Word”
Covered news that many had heard
His monologue strong
Backed his thesis along
In limericks his tales were concurred

There once was a guest on Maddow,
Who said anger was truly palpable, wow.
The people were mad,
And they weren’t too glad,
Their emotions were ready to blow.

There once was a man from the west,
Who tried to put the president to the test,
Not guilty by reason of insanity,
In 1982, he was set free,
A failed assassination attempt at best.

There once was a party so full of merriment
But now it’s an utter embarrassment
Tomi Lahren did write
How the GOP lost its might
In disgrace, they now lament

There once was a host named MS NOW
Who explained how officials in a Danish territory vowed
To take on an oil firm so grand
Their fight was well planned
In the end, the firm had to kowtow.

The president can block communications,
Said the Justice Department’s proclamations.
To keep secrets secure,
They’ve got the right, for sure,
It’s their view on sensitive relations.

There once was a study that showed
Racist claims about immigrants, it blowed
Debunking the lie
That they’re dangerous, my oh my
Proving neighbors are safe in that abode.

There once were some states in a race,
Connecticut, Minnesota, in place,
South Carolina and Wisconsin,
Live results were not missin’,
In primary elections, the pace.