There once was a CNN anchor so fine,
Who responded to attacks, line by line,
With a look in her eye,
She let silence reply,
And let her actions shine, oh so divine.
There once was a man named Zeteo,
Whose response was just two words aglow,
“25th Amendment,” he said,
His message quite clear, not misled,
A call for action, swift to show.
There once was a man named De Niro
Who thought Trump’s team was all show
“They are very f**king stupid,”
He said, feeling quite lucid
Their actions, to him, were all low.
There once was a president bold,
Whose actions were quite uncontrolled.
In February he started a fight,
With no end yet in sight,
His contradictions were soon told.
There once was an air ambulance crew
Who vanished off Massachusetts, it’s true
Six souls on the flight
Disappeared out of sight
Leaving rescuers without a clue
There once was a couple so fine,
FBI Director and Wilkins, divine,
Announced their sweet engagement,
On social media’s pavement,
Their love story will surely shine.
There once was a comic quite merry
Who made jokes both sweet and quite scary
He spun the sad news
Of a man with the blues
Former Homeland Security secretary
There once was a man from Tennessee
On a ventilator, unconscious was he
Given pentobarbital strong
He’s been out for so long
In the hospital, hoping to be set free
There once was a conservative network,
Warned by the president to rework,
Or be faced with ratings low,
Just like CNN to show,
“FAKE NEWS” he did mock, with a smirk.
There once was a jet from Bermuda
That was lost on its way to Boston,
The FAA warned the Coast Guard
Of the plane that was missing so fast,
Now they search for the jet in a drama.