‘It’s Corruption’: GOP Senator Blasts Donald Trump Jr. Over Russian Oligarch’s Wedding Gift

There once was a senator named Curt
Who criticized the president’s son with a skirt
For a lavish wedding after-party
Paid by an oligarch, oh so hearty
With ties to Putin, oh what a dirt

Trump Drops 2 Names When Asked What News Outlets He Might Ban Next: ‘They’re Disgusting’

There once was a president bold,
Who barred some news outlets so cold,
CNN and MS NOW,
And Politico, somehow,
From the White House they were told.

Trump Administration Begins Building Border Wall In Texas’ Big Bend Region

There once was a group named CBP,
Who faced opposition, you see,
From landowners and more,
They said, “This land we adore,
Isn’t a hotspot for illegal entry.”

MS NOW Says Its Journalists Were Denied Access To The White House Grounds

There once was a man named Trump
Who tried to make the news a dump
He restricted coverage
Causing much more outrage
First Amendment rights he tried to thump

MAGA Commentator Roasted For Suggesting Veggie Burgers Amid Rising Beef Prices

There once was a commentator bold,
Who proposed a meatless diet to hold.
Republicans thought it a taunt,
Calling veganism an insult, they flaunt.
But the commentator’s idea took hold.

Anthropic Quietly Sets Up Biology Lab As It Ramps AI Drug Program

There once was a giant AI,
With ambition that reached for the sky,
Tackling diseases with care,
Neglected by pharma, they dare,
To find cures that money can’t buy.

Patrick Clancy’s New Wife Blasts ‘Twisted’ Narratives: ‘I Was Just A Girl That Met A Guy’

A couple addressed theories with zest,
On “60 Minutes” they put it to rest,
After Lindsay’s mistrial,
They shared with a smile,
Their love is not put to the test.

Republican Who Voted To Confirm Hegseth Now Says ‘He Needs to Go’

There once was a senator named Tillis,
Who said, “He needs to go, all will agree this.”
In impeachment or haste,
We must not waste,
For the country’s sake, we can’t dismiss.

Lindsay Clancy Trial’s Lone Holdout Juror Finally Breaks Silence

There once was a man named Desronvil,
Who confidently declared with goodwill,
“No doubts in my mind,
I’m one of a kind,
Success is my fate, so I will!”

James Carville Warns About GOP Midterms War Chest: ‘It Counts For Something’

There once was a strategist Democratic,
Who said his party’s momentum’s electric,
But the fortune in GOP spending,
He warned, is never-ending,
Their efforts should not be erratic.

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