Abdul El-Sayed Calls Trump An ‘A**hole’ For Canada Trade War

A candidate from Michigan said,
“Tariffs are a vanity war, led.”
Not a smart use at all,
In protectionist thrall,
Voters, think carefully ahead.

Jury Finds Ex-Gang Leader Guilty Of First-Degree Murder In Tupac Shakur’s Death

The jury reached a verdict with speed,
After three hours, they all agreed,
The case was now closed,
And justice imposed,
Their decision was just, they decreed.

More Storms Possible At Grand Canyon Where A Flash Flood Killed At Least 2 People, Others Missing

Rescue crews searching for those who went missing,
Found two bodies, a tragedy dismissing.
In the Grand Canyon deep,
More flooding could creep,
Forecasters urge caution, not dismissing.

This Teen Tennis Star Making Her U.S. Open Debut Has A Special Connection To Serena Williams

There once was a girl named Thea Frodin,
Looked up to a champ – U.S. Open win.
Full-circle now she stands tall,
In awe of her idol overall,
A moment she’ll cherish within.

Maggie Haberman Raises Chilling Question About Donald Trump And A Dem-Controlled Congress

A journalist from New York Times said,
If Democrats win, here’s what lies ahead,
With House and Senate control,
They’ll aim to reach their goal,
In 2026, the future’s widespread.

Lara Trump Reveals Just How Little Sleep Donald Trump Gets Each Night

There once was a man with some strings
Who pondered the mysteries it brings
He said with a wink
I think I might think
That might just explain a few things.

Spanish Prime Minister Blames Russia, Israel For Disinformation In Ceuta Migrant Crisis

There once was a man named Pedro,
Whose comments caused quite a furore.
He said the two nations,
Used the crisis for frustrations,
Over wars in Ukraine and Gaza, they deplore.

Jen Psaki Has A Brutal ‘Trump Stink’ Take For Those Who Bent The Knee

There once were men feeling so blue,
Their actions were causing a hullabaloo,
In Trump’s second term,
They felt quite the germ,
Corporate America’s response they’ll rue.

Oil Prices Surge After U.S. Strike On Iranian Rocket Launchers

There once was some oil, quite a bunch,
Its price soared amid a fierce hunch,
U.S. forces struck,
In the oil market, luck,
As tensions rose, investors did crunch.

‘America Needs To Wake Up’: Republican Scorches Trump On A Key Issue In C-SPAN Call

There once was a caller who’d say,
The president’s oblivious, they’d convey,
To the struggles we face,
In this challenging place,
Their ignorance on full display.

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