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There once were two friends, no doubt,
Their falling-out caused a drought,
But after eight long years,
They faced all their fears,
And had their first talk about.

There once was a storm that did rage
In Indiana, causing much outrage
Trees and power lines fell
Leaving folks in a spell
Without power for weeks, what a stage

There once was a general named Davis
Whose words left us feeling quite weightless
He spoke of a loss
In a tone so morose
For the communities he served, he was gracious.

There once was a Rep. named Beatty,
Who found the Kennedy Center quite meaty,
She asked a court to intervene,
To block Trump’s name from the scene,
A battle of names, oh so petty.

There once was a lady named Harp,
Close aide to the president, no sharp.
Under scrutiny she’s been,
With media eyes keen,
Her return causing a stir with a harp.

Former writer Matt Calkins, with a sob,
Said the scrapped story was a job
That would’ve sparked the rage,
Of an angry mob’s stage,
In Seattle, he’d been a knob.

There once was a store called Walmart,
A barometer of spending, a vault,
With a customer base vast,
Their sales unsurpassed,
In the world of retail, they exalt.

There once was a host named Duffy
Who claimed looks made marriage less scruffy
She said with a grin
For a love that will win
Marry someone who’s handsome and fluffy

There once was a secretary so wary
Whose new series on air was quite scary
For massive corporations galore
Claimed the department, “We’re not endorsing, for sure”
But viewers believed it was all just a fairy

There once was a strategist named Al Hunt
Who said a stupid idea was quite blunt
Democrats calling to disband
The police in the land
Was the silliest idea to confront