Katie Zacharia Tells New York Post She’s ‘Proud’ Of 5-Day Press Secretary Stint
A limerick for Zacharia’s tale,
Answering the president’s call,
To serve was an honor,
His work was top dollar,
Now his story will forever enthrall.
A limerick for Zacharia’s tale,
Answering the president’s call,
To serve was an honor,
His work was top dollar,
Now his story will forever enthrall.
There once was a candidate named West,
Who in interviews put critics to the test,
“I said what I said!”,
She boldly spread,
As her words caused quite a big unrest.
There once were two leaders quite grand,
On the campaign trail they did stand,
With promises bold,
Their stories they told,
In hopes of the people’s demand.
There once was a president, you see,
Whose change in tone was hard to miss.
His words caused quite a stir,
As he spoke with more fervor,
But what it truly meant, none could agree.
There once was a Fox News analyst
Who questioned the president’s campaign gist
He wondered aloud
If it helped, or simply plowed
Through the chaos with a cynical twist.
There once was a VP named Vance,
Given a chance to enhance
His rhetoric on the “Daily Show”,
But his words were slow,
A flub that left him in a trance.
There once was a committee so keen,
To bring Winter Olympics to New York and Lake Placid, it seems.
They met for the first time,
To discuss the sublime,
Dream of hosting the 2042 Winter Games.
There are some who hope we’re in the dark,
Hiding secrets to make their mark.
But voters should know,
And let their voices show,
When choosing who they want to embark.
There once was a host quite assured,
“This is really the president, be assured.”
He claimed with great cheer,
To his audience so near,
“The current leader, rest assured!”
There once was a golf course so old,
The president’s plan was bold,
A judge took a stand,
Against the new brand,
Now stories of the golf course are told.