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There once was a leader named Trump
Who threatened to make Iran a dump
He vowed to decimate
And obliterate
But soon realized he was in a slump

There once was a President named Trump,
Who on social media took a jump,
He said the ceasefire’s done,
And the fighting’s begun,
His words caused quite a big hump.

There was a shooting that made ICE fret,
Under scrutiny, tactics they must reset,
Arrests on the rise,
DHS got the prize,
Billions granted, Congress’ bet.

The Times claimed EEOC didn’t heed,
Conciliation efforts it did not lead,
A lawsuit was filed,
A week after defiled,
By the paper’s report, it’s decreed.

There once was a man named Trump
Whose week was a total dump
He faced criticism and jeers
And shed many tears
Now his future seems rather stumped

There once was a report so bold,
Israel’s intel was shared, we’re told,
About an Iranian plot,
Against the president sought,
In the Wall Street Journal it was sold.

There once was a man named Platner
Whose ideas caused quite a stir
An Obama aide said
On conspiracy theories he’s led
His reputation began to falter

There once was a tech giant named Apple
Who tried to reach out, but to no avail
To OpenAI, they said
But no response came instead
Leaving Apple feeling quite frail.

There once was an administration so sly,
Their grift reached a level too high,
One parent did say,
They would not pay,
For fear of being left high and dry.

There once was a man with a grin,
Said, “This can’t be the same heat George Washington was wearing a wig in.”
He took off his coat,
Felt the sun’s strong gloat,
And realized it was too hot to sin.