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There once was a man with a knack,
For causing quite a vocal attack,
In settings galore,
He faced backlash for sure,
But he never did once look back.

There once was a president’s wish,
A source from the White House did dish,
It’s likely to occur,
Of that they’re quite sure,
A move that has people in a swish.

There once was a man facing conviction
With charges that could cause restriction
Up to 20 years in jail
A potential fail
His future now filled with affliction

There once was a woman named Yi Zhou
Who faced a Marvel star’s legal crew
They claimed she harassed
And aggressively passed
But she stood her ground, strong and true.

There once was a president who claimed
That grocery prices were tamed
He said with a grin
“I’ve done a great job,” within
But many found his words untamed.

There once was a wrestler so fine,
Who stole Obama’s moment divine.
He teased on social sites,
Causing presidential frights,
With thunder he made his own line.

A secretary sought planes to buy,
For deportation, was the why.
But to fly through the air,
Engines are needed there,
Without them, the planes can’t get high.

There once was a president bold,
Who urged Senate Republicans to hold,
Stay in D.C., end the shutdown,
Then left for Florida, not around,
Leaving chaos and anger untold.

There once was an analyst who’d say,
That cancellations will come our way,
If closer to Thanksgiving,
The upheaval keeps living,
And air travel is in disarray.

There once was a Rep from Fla.
Offered a tape measure one day
To the “Real Time” host,
In jest, a kind boast,
For laughs, on a Friday in May.