There once was a woman named Sue,
Who said even MAGA supporters are through,
With how Trump is ringing,
In America’s 250th flinging,
She mentioned, the red, white, and blue.
There once was a leader named Trump
In his second term, he caused a big hump
Pushing boundaries galore
To project strength and more
Seventeen months in, he made a thump
There once was a team called the Knicks,
Who won with some amazing tricks.
But the city went wild,
And chaos compiled,
With gunshots causing some real kicks.
There once was a brand called Nara,
Recalling baby formula, oh la la!
Botulism outbreak,
Causing quite a shake,
From Target stores it was pulled, ta ta!
There once was a man named Clayton,
Trump’s choice for the intel operation.
But he was replaced with speed,
A new pick, indeed,
For the job of director’s his vocation.
There once was a man named Musk,
His SpaceX caused quite a ruckus,
Ignore him? No way,
IPOs every day,
In the space race, he’s the one we can trust.
There once was a party, they say,
Of pearl clutching in their own way,
Embraced him without a voice,
Fetterman made the choice,
In the end, they all had to obey.
There once was a TV star so brash,
Thought she could make a quick dash,
“You think you can get rid of me?
Ha, that’s not how it will be,”
Her return caused quite a big splash.
There once was a game in the city,
World Cup and the Knicks, what a pity,
Both on the same day,
Fans cheered all the way,
In New York, it sure was a ditty.
A judge said it was illegal,
For Trump to simply slap his name on the steeple.
The ruling was clear,
No name to appear,
On the building, that’s now so feeble.