Two historians studied democracies,
How they fall into deep emergencies,
When self-government is doomed,
And the whole system is fumed,
Down the tube go our freedoms with ease.
There once was a president who, to be cruel,
Blamed vandals with chemicals, that old fool.
No evidence found,
He must come around,
And apologize for being so uncool.
There once was an MS NOW host
Who uncovered corruption to boast
It caused quite a mess
At the Reflecting Pool, no less
A scandal that nobody could coast
There once was a man who’s persistent
Claimed just a “small area” resistant
But images revealed
His claims were concealed
The truth, now evident and consistent
There once was an outbreak so dire
At Lackland Air Force Base, did transpire
Two recruits were quite ill
But the numbers could still
Be much larger, oh what a quagmire!
The vice president’s neck on the line,
If the deal doesn’t work out, that’s the sign.
Trump joked with a laugh,
For success, he’ll take the staff,
Credit claimed, in the end, all is fine.
There once was a user named X
Who spoke of Trump and his complex.
He said, with a frown,
That the president would let down
Any ally, leaving them vexed.
Juneteenth now a federal holiday,
Celebrating Black freedom with sway.
Origin in Texas land,
With a long history grand,
In Black America, a joyful display.
There once was a comedian from L.A.,
Hochman called him a tax scofflaw that day,
At a news conference,
He spoke with confidence,
California’s biggest, he did say.
There once was a judge named Zhang,
Who struck down restrictions on abortion with a bang,
She found they violated,
A voter amendment, she stated,
In 2024, her decision rang.