There once were Marines in L.A.
To protect property night and day
With their presence quite bold
They’ll keep things controlled
Ensuring peace will stay in play
There once was a man named Moran,
Who criticized Miller, oh man!
Suspended on Sunday,
Fired on Tuesday,
For words he should’ve kept in his can.
A judge ordered his release, it’s true,
But Trump found a loophole to ensue,
Columbia grad still detained,
Admin’s actions constrained,
The law’s twists and turns never flew.
There once was a bishop named Pham
An immigrant, a pious man
He serves with devotion
In his new-found nation
A spiritual leader with a plan
There once was a man named Padilla,
Who accused Noem of exaggerating with chutzpah,
Two men then came near,
And gave him a cheer,
For standing up to the media’s propaganda.
Passengers from Chicago deplaned,
On the grass, where they were then detained.
A ground stop was called,
All flights now stalled,
The chaos and delays were sustained.
There once was a senator named Lisa,
Who found a press conference amiss-a,
Her colleague was taken,
It left her quite shaken,
Their actions were truly remiss-a.
There once was a man named Bo Loudon
Who claimed he had buddies in the administration
He got TikTok star Khaby Lame detained
But his boasts were surely in vain
Now his actions face investigation
There once was a protest in LA
With Kim K and Doechii making their say
Against immigration raids
Their voices were raised
In the fight for justice they’d stay
There once was a man named Jason Houser
Who criticized orders with power
He said, “Not in their mission,
Or training, it’s missin'”
His words caused quite a loud clamor.