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There once was a Spaniard of might,
Whose fitness was put into plight.
With doubts cast anew,
His U.S. Open bid askew,
To defend his title in sight.

There once was a man, Trump ally,
Who wanted to reach for the sky,
FIFA president he’ll be,
But selling rights didn’t guarantee,
Now he’s hoping his position won’t die.

There once was a storm on the rise
In Iran and Ukraine, no surprise
With El Nino’s hand
Costs rose, crops were banned
A perfect storm seen by wise

There once was a show called Deadline,
Where a survey was brought into the scene,
Most Americans, it’s true,
Aren’t happy with Trump, boo-hoo,
In the White House, discontent can be seen.

There once was a comic so clever,
With a Trump-themed act quite a endeavor.
The network said no,
Despite the big show,
Her plans were canceled forever.

For decades, families of service members
Faced no threat of deportation’s embers
Now detained for months
Facing harsh stunts
In bipartisan consensus, their members

There once was a man named Rick Wilson
Who foresaw Trump’s future with precision
In 2028, he said
Trump would run in his stead
A prediction that caused some division.

There once was a man named Sean Hannity,
Who didn’t trust Fox News’ polling certainty.
He dismissed their stats,
And gave them the axe,
For doubting their credibility.

There once was a chief data analyst
Whose favorite word was “yikes” in fact
He’d say it with flair
And a look of despair
Oh, that yikes was his linguistic act

There once was a man named David,
Whose posts on X quickly unraveled.
He shared his views without fear,
But soon faced backlash severe,
His online reputation now traveled.