Trump Will Visit Newly Built Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library In North Dakota’

There once was a man named Trump
Who visited a project with a big lump
$450 million to see
Boosting Burgum with glee
Former governor, now in a jump

Village People Lead Singer Victor Willis Dead At 74

There once was a man from Dallas
Whose music would never be callous
He passed away quick
From an illness so thick
Now his legacy will surely surpass us

Baby Hitler Ends Up In New Jersey Middle School Yearbook

There once were some copies corrected,
Hitler’s face from them was ejected,
For students to see,
Without history,
The change was quickly detected.

Ex-Trump Attorney Spots ‘Greatest Onslaught Of Corruption In The History Of Mankind’

There once was a man named Cobb
Who heard Trump made a big job
With crypto cash flow
It caused quite a show
A reaction so hot, it did throb

Rogue Elevator Thwarts MAGA Senator’s Excruciatingly Awkward Attempt To Duck Questions

There once was a candidate named Marsha,
Who dodged questions like a ninja, no brouhaha.
Running for governor in Tennessee,
She avoids queries with glee,
But voters may find her lack of transparency a flaw.

Stephen Miller Wants To Take A Hard Look At Banning Travelers Who Happen To Be Pregnant

There once was a man named Miller
Whose immigration plans were a thriller
In the White House he’d stay
Crafting policies all day
For Trump, he was the top biller

White House Tries To Troll Hillary Clinton And Critics Turn The Tables

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose critics caused quite a jump.
Their posts were so harsh,
Made him feel like a marsh,
In a White House swampy and frump.

‘Nervous’ Trump Mocked Over ‘Desperate’ Midterm Move As Polls Show GOP Disaster Brewing

There once was a president so keen
Who planned a “midterm convention” scene
Critics warned it could backfire
On the GOP, a dire mire
A risky move that could turn green

Maggie Haberman Exposes A Carefully Crafted Donald Trump Trick: ‘Simply Not True’

There’s a “veneer” the president flaunts,
Says The New York Times in its taunts,
Maintained with great care,
For all to beware,
In a facade that nobody wants.

2nd New Yorker Served Warning For Criticizing ICE

A man named David Streever in Finland
Had his wife warned by officers, quite grim
For an email he’d sent
Months ago, they were bent
On claiming it was threatening, the claim was quite thin.

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