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Although no one observed the collision,
A telescope in Chile with precision
Spotted debris plume,
Astronomers assume,
Resulting from the crash’s supervision.

There once was a host with last word,
Delivered a damning monologue heard,
Trump plotting a crime,
In due time,
For justice he will not be ignored.

There once was a person who wrote
“Never seen anything like it”, they dote
In their lifetime so far
It’s a first, by far
A sight that has truly smote

There once was a guy, El-Sayed,
Who took his kids swimming in s**t’s creek;
He won the nomination with great speed,
In Michigan’s Democratic scene, indeed,
For U.S. Senate, his victory streak.

There once were some rules they did make
To prevent gamblers from rake
In profits they might find
Encouraging disasters unkind
Market regulators urged for their sake

There once was a host who would say
The GOP candidate’s gone astray
In Georgia, the Senate race
Running “MAGA” with pace
Could cost them the win on the way

There once was a lady named Towle,
Whose family felt the heavy toll,
On social media they said,
She was sunshine, not dread,
In memories, her spirit will roll.

There once was a Rep named Dan Crenshaw,
Who ranted ’bout affordability law,
Some folks had a thought,
It would help Dems a lot,
In a campaign ad, they saw the flaw.

There once was a president mad,
Who attacked Moore, oh so bad,
In a social media spree,
He called him “phony” with glee,
But Moore just shrugged and said, “Glad!”

There once was a crash in January
Helicopter and jet led the way
67 people died
So the FAA applied
No mixed traffic around the airport, they say