There once was a candidate from Ohio
Whose campaign planned to put on a show
Millions of dollars they’d spend
But backlash from both ends
Made them reconsider and take it slow.
There’s not a person there that could answer,
Said the president while pointing to a dancer.
During a North Carolina rally,
The media looked quite sally,
But their silence only grew as they glanced her.
There once was a co-host so bold
Whose X post caused a stir, so we’re told
Divisive comments did soar
Some agreed, some abhorred
Oh, the drama that did unfold!
There once were some panelists bright,
On CNN’s “NewsNight” every night.
They all did agree,
That Ohio’s grand spree,
Was not a fair political fight.
There once was a president bold,
Asked if his VP he would uphold.
His answer was vague,
Left the crowd in a daze,
As speculation and rumors unfold.
There once was a strategist bold,
Who despised the man he’d been told,
“I hate the son of a bitch,
His actions make me twitch,”
His feelings were fierce and quite old.
There once was a law in the country,
Setting a benchmark for other states, quite humbly.
It was the first of its kind,
A new standard to find,
In the realm of legal scrutiny.
There once was a man named Habba
Who secured a pardon for a dollar
$50 million he’d get
From the billionaire he met
In the world of politics, a scholar
A president loved renaming things,
Tried his hand at a hurricane fling,
But the storm did not care,
And continued to tear,
Leaving destruction in its wild swing.
There once was a president bold
Whose actions were quite uncontrolled
The Post said with a shout
He’d blow the GOP out
The Wall Street Journal’s opinion was cold