Trump’s Name Change Of ‘Lake America’ Flooded With Internet Mockery

There once was a lake known as “HOMES”
Now “SHAME” the new name quickly roams
A social media user said
The acronym now is dead
For the Great Lakes, a new tone it combs

Wisconsin Governor Zings Trump’s ‘Lake America’ With His Own Doodle

A governor named Tony Evers
Signed napkins with clever endeavors
When Trump tried to rename
Lake Ontario’s old name
Evers showed him signing finesse

Mark Carney Insists ‘This Lake Is Called Lake Ontario — Today And Forever’

There once was a man named Carney,
Who had to respond to a moron so zany.
The user on social media,
Caused quite a big dilemma,
Embarrassing America, oh so rainy.

Judge Again Blocks Trump Mail Ballot Executive Order In Ruling That’s Likely To Be Swiftly Appealed

A judge ruled the order unsound,
As mail voting limits were found.
Trump’s plan got a blow,
So it cannot go,
In midterms, it won’t be around.

Tropical Storm Dolly Forms Days After Dolly Parton’s Death — And People Have Thoughts

There once was a storm named Tina,
But it had no ties to the diva.
No need to be wary,
It wasn’t the legendary,
Just a tempest that was a misgiver.

Trump Signs Order To Rename Lake Ontario As Lake America

There once was a man who said “immediately,”
The change would take place, quite predictably.
With a snap of his fingers,
The new rule now lingers,
And everyone followed agreeably.

Shackled Tate Brothers In Court Ask To Be Released From Jail Amid Extradition Fight

A judge in Miami did debate
If Andrew and Tristan should skate
From their detention cell
In the UK they’d dwell
Now freedom might just be their fate

Kitten Breaks World Record For Having An Absurd Number Of Toes

There once was a man with a love for beans,
He cooked them in various cuisine scenes,
Black beans and pinto,
His kitchen a hint-o,
Of flavors that made all mouths keen.

CNN’s Harry Enten Breaks Down Trump’s Persistent Grip On The GOP

There once was a president named Trump,
Admired by his party with a big jump.
CNN data analyst found,
In the fall midterms bound,
Most admired by a wide margin, the hump.

Georgia Second-Grade Teacher’s Solution For Students Who Have To Fart Goes Viral

There once was a girl named Candy,
Whose gas station was always handy.
But students let ‘em rip,
In the gusty winds trip,
Causing quite a stink that was dandy.

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