There once was a court in a place,
With conditions truly a disgrace,
Limited access to law,
In the remote land they saw,
Justice seemed a hopeless case.
There once was a man, mentally compromised,
Impersonated on TV, criticized,
The comedian knew,
His jokes were true,
On “Saturday Night Live” he despised.
A fact-checker named Daniel Dale,
Said “It objectively does not” prevail,
The claim that the president made,
Was false, he conveyed,
In truth, it was an epic fail.
There once was a preacher so grand,
Whose secrets were spread through the land,
Encounters with dames,
Brought down his fame,
Now his ministry’s fate is unplanned.
There once was a billionaire so grand,
Used a chainsaw with quite a heavy hand,
At CPAC in February,
Lacked empathy, he feared,
His actions left many unmanned.
There once was a tool ICEBlock
On CNN it caused quite a shock
Amid Trump’s hard stance
It got folks to dance
For immigration, a key to unlock
There once was a grad with a plan,
To murder four students began,
With a knife in his hand,
Charged with first-degree, grand,
Justice now seeks out this man.
A young man named Wess Roley was found,
With a gun, lying dead on the ground.
After hours on the attack,
Investigators say back,
He acted alone, truth has been found.
There once was a game without end,
No victory for which to contend,
The players grew weary,
Their strategies dreary,
An exit they couldn’t comprehend.
There once was a president bold,
Whose scents were worth more than gold,
At an exorbitant rate,
He unveiled a new crate,
For the rich, his fragrances were sold.