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There once was a Trump loyalist guy,
Who pleaded for “two normal parties” to apply.
But his wish went astray,
As chaos held sway,
In politics, a tumultuous lie.

There once was a host from ABC,
Who spoke out about his one-time rival, you see.
In an interview so grand,
He did take a stand,
And shared his thoughts so freely.

There once was a storm in the bay
Leaving damage in its wild array
Climatologist Jay
Said it’s unlikely to stay
Just passing through, come what may

There once was a man named Kudlow,
Who thought the GOP did blow,
They were letting everyone down,
And nothing was getting done, he’d frown,
In leadership, they were slow.

There once was an Oval Office so grand,
With a shiny new look in demand.
The President’s chair,
With power to spare,
In a room that was truly so grand.

There once was an analyst of note
Who said, “Two issues are afloat
Front and center they stand,
In the political land,
Causing quite a commotion and bloat.”

There once was a time so sunny,
With layoffs remaining quite puny.
Despite global fears,
They stayed in low gears,
A trend that seemed quite funny.

There once was a man named Gary Peters,
Who criticized the president’s weak efforts.
He said, “Failure of leadership is clear,
In handling the conflict, I fear.”
His words brought attention to the expert’s.

There once was a scholar named Ruth,
Who critiqued with a powerful truth.
Her words were not subtle,
But rang loud and doubled,
In the fight for justice and sooth.

There once was a man named Pete Hegseth
Asked for $67 billion with zest
For the war he did plea
Despite victory, you see
In the quest for more funds, he’s obsessed