There once were some owls in Manhattan
Who made history with their nesting plan
In a barn they settled down
The first time in the town
A unique event, by expert’s own span.
There once was a president’s claim,
Easy to debunk, what a shame!
With evidence clear,
The truth did appear,
And the falsehood was quickly aflame.
There once was a state with a hitch,
A backlog caused by a software glitch,
Officials were in a fix,
Trying to find a quick fix,
To clear the backlog in a pitch.
There once was a game, so sublime
Parents fret not, about crime
In America’s pastime
They shouldn’t have to whine
Their worries are out of line
There once was a president bold
Whose recitation left all in the fold
With just five words he wowed
The administrators, they bowed
At his skill, they were all sold
There once was a lawyer in Michigan
Who called Trump’s moves desperation
The distribution of votes
Was seen as a sign of his woes
In the election, it caused a commotion
There once was a MAGA man, Rhein,
Whose credibility came into question again.
He responded on social media with flair,
Defending his honor with care,
But some doubts remained in the end.
There once was a claim from Trump’s mate,
That California’s vote was not great.
Officials replied,
No fraud did abide,
Their argument did not hold weight.
There once was a president bold
Who dodged a court hearing we’re told
BBC lawyers did say
He canceled the day
For matters of importance untold.
There once was a man named Musk
Who promised a million-dollar risk
In the 2024 election
But it was all a deception
The winners were already whisked