There once was a data guru at CNN
Who said the party is right on the edge, amen
Securing a major win in November, he said
Excitement and hope now widely spread
For victory, they’ll have to put in the work, again.
There once was a man named Milei
Who celebrated in a strange way
Argentina lost to Spain
But he didn’t complain
His tweet caused quite a display
There once was a 43-year-old lass,
Who protested against ICE with much sass,
Her activism was bold,
But she never did fold,
Fighting for justice, she’d never pass.
The Tates will fight extradition with might,
Their lawyer said, “We’ll put up a good fight.”
To the United Kingdom, they won’t go,
In court, they’ll battle blow by blow,
Their case will be a legal sight.
There once was a hero named Kash Patel,
In the World Cup, he sure did excel,
With skills so great,
He sealed his fate,
As the champion who cast a magic spell.
There once was a broadcaster so wise
Whose words on the president’s disguise
Went viral so fast
With humor that lasts
On X, they became a big prize.
Next stop: World Cup, Ivanka shared,
But online, her post was not spared.
It got flamed in a flash,
People gave her some lash,
For her words, many were not prepared.
There once was a man named Cain,
Who found Springsteen’s hit quite a pain,
He called it a dis,
To our country, that’s his,
But the Boss’s fans still remain.
There once was a movie star from Spain,
Whose champions played with no strain.
They handled the moment just right,
Bringing victory into sight,
Their skills were simply insane.
There once was a president, quite keen,
To bask in the spotlight, it seemed,
Presenting the trophy,
To Spain, to be lofty,
His time in the limelight, a dream.