Forty-eight states settled with Facebook,
New Mexico chose to take a new look,
They sued the social giant,
In a legal defiance,
Now in court, they’ll have by the book.
There once was a man of great fame
Whose words seemed to spur on a flame
At the White House they’d meet
Their exchange was quite neat
As ESPN stirred up the game
There once was a man named Shue,
Who was once married to Amy Robach, it’s true,
Now he’s engaged to Marilee Fiebig,
T.J. Holmes’s former wife, quite big,
They found love anew, and that’s their queue.
There once was a man named Musk
Who thought he was on the cusp
Of quitting D.C. soon
After a month’s full moon
Reflecting, he felt quite the fuss.
There once were some jokes ’bout couches,
That tickled the funny bone pouches.
They made us all laugh,
With humor on staff,
Those couch jokes were quite the big vouches.
There once was a man named Ramaswamy
Who refused to apologize, so they say
He vowed to promote the ad
And spend more, which made some people mad
But he stuck to his guns anyway
There once were officials federal,
Whose ruling had no rationale,
Advocates were pleased,
Their cause was appeased,
In praise, they did stand tall.
There once was a candidate from Ohio
Whose campaign planned to put on a show
Millions of dollars they’d spend
But backlash from both ends
Made them reconsider and take it slow.
There’s not a person there that could answer,
Said the president while pointing to a dancer.
During a North Carolina rally,
The media looked quite sally,
But their silence only grew as they glanced her.
There once was a co-host so bold
Whose X post caused a stir, so we’re told
Divisive comments did soar
Some agreed, some abhorred
Oh, the drama that did unfold!