There once was a judge named Vargas,
Who declared a policy a farce.
She said with a smirk,
“It’s contrary to law and in excess of statutory authority,”
And set it aside, without a loss.
A senator from Delaware named Joe,
Served three terms, his expertise would show,
In the U.S. Senate he’d strive,
From ’78 to ’08, he’d thrive,
A leader with experience to know.
A captain from Massachusetts once went
Fishing with a client, who was content
To reel in a huge blue marlin grand
They believe is the largest in the land
On the U.S. East Coast, a record event
There once was a virus so wild,
The CDC was going quite mild,
Fifty-five cases they knew,
Four in the hospital, it’s true,
Precautions are needed, compiled.
There once was a president named Trump
Whose import taxes made Canadians jump
5% of their goods
Would cost them for good
A limerick of tariffs, a big bump
There once was a man named Jones
Whose $50 million judgment was groans
But the victory was sweet
As it was slashed to a feat
Now he only owes $1.5 million loans
A lawyer named Brian Hickerson said,
Police confirmed, no foul play to dread,
Publicly reported,
No signs were supported,
In this case, the truth has been spread.
There once was a user who liked to gloat,
Blaming Biden, they wrote with a quote.
But the blame game grew old,
Tired and quite cold,
For Trump’s actions, they couldn’t promote.
The Center for American Progress
Said it will not retract the report, no stress.
Despite Trump’s $5 billion threat,
They stand firm, no regret,
Their integrity is what they possess.
There once was a doctor named Resnick
Who testified, Clancy’s actions not sick
She believed what was right
For her kids in her sight
In court, this was quite the neat trick