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There once were ICE officers so keen,
With vehicle stops they were seen,
Only after training,
Their orders explaining,
To conduct stops with precision so clean.

There once was a couple named Chen,
Who were both of the age of seven-ten.
They’re accused of a crime,
For killing in their prime,
Their son-in-law slain by their hand.

There once was a stadium in awe,
Cèsar Maldonado exclaimed “Who are these guys?” with jaw open wide.
The Mariachi group played with such grace,
Leaving the crowd in a mesmerized place,
Their music a joyous, captivating ride.

There once was a governor who said,
“Some folks choose to stay in bed.
Instead of work, they opt
For benefits, nonstop.”
In Arkansas, that’s what he spread.

There once was a senator named Husted,
In Trump’s pocket, Ohio voters suspected,
Many were quite concerned,
According to a poll they learned,
His loyalty they felt was adjusted.

There once was a rate, quite high in the U.S.,
Above 7%, it caused some stress,
For nearly three years,
It brought homeowners to tears,
This mortgage rate, a financial mess.

There once was a bill signed with might
To close loopholes that caused quite a fright
No more underage practice in sight
Ended a 10-year fight
Now the law is clear and tight

There once was a man named Trump,
Who claimed a country is involved in a slump,
He did not elaborate why,
Leaving us all to speculate and sigh,
His vague statements caused quite a jump.

There once was a man named Rove,
Who said we must all stay in the grove.
Starting at the White House,
With the president’s political douse,
Focus is what we need to improve.

There once was a man of mystery,
Whose mind worked in ways contrary,
“We’ll have to see,”
He said with glee,
His thoughts a fascinating journey.