Military Commander Says 200 Marines Moved Into Los Angeles To Protect Federal Property And Personnel

There once were Marines in L.A.
To protect property night and day
With their presence quite bold
They’ll keep things controlled
Ensuring peace will stay in play

Jon Stewart Slams ABC News Over Terry Moran Ouster: ‘They’re A F**king Joke’

There once was a man named Moran,
Who criticized Miller, oh man!
Suspended on Sunday,
Fired on Tuesday,
For words he should’ve kept in his can.

Trump Administration Won’t Release Mahmoud Khalil

A judge ordered his release, it’s true,
But Trump found a loophole to ensue,
Columbia grad still detained,
Admin’s actions constrained,
The law’s twists and turns never flew.

Pope Leo’s First U.S. Bishop Is Mobilizing Priests To Help Immigrants In Court

There once was a bishop named Pham
An immigrant, a pious man
He serves with devotion
In his new-found nation
A spiritual leader with a plan

Sen. Alex Padilla Manhandled, Handcuffed, Forcibly Removed From Kristi Noem Presser

There once was a man named Padilla,
Who accused Noem of exaggerating with chutzpah,
Two men then came near,
And gave him a cheer,
For standing up to the media’s propaganda.

JetBlue Flight Skids Off Runway While Landing In Boston

Passengers from Chicago deplaned,
On the grass, where they were then detained.
A ground stop was called,
All flights now stalled,
The chaos and delays were sustained.

Lawmakers Slam Treatment Of Democratic Senator: ‘Not The America I Know’

There once was a senator named Lisa,
Who found a press conference amiss-a,
Her colleague was taken,
It left her quite shaken,
Their actions were truly remiss-a.

Self-Proclaimed ‘Best Friend’ Of Barron Trump Brags About Calling ICE On Popular TikToker

There once was a man named Bo Loudon
Who claimed he had buddies in the administration
He got TikTok star Khaby Lame detained
But his boasts were surely in vain
Now his actions face investigation

Celebrities Are Taking A Stand Against Trump’s Immigration Crackdown

There once was a protest in LA
With Kim K and Doechii making their say
Against immigration raids
Their voices were raised
In the fight for justice they’d stay

Former ICE Chief Of Staff Blasts Trump’s ‘Unprecedented’ Move Amid LA Protests

There once was a man named Jason Houser
Who criticized orders with power
He said, “Not in their mission,
Or training, it’s missin'”
His words caused quite a loud clamor.

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