Certain areas are seeing a notable increase,
In population, resources, and peace.
It’s a welcome change,
Bringing joy that’s not strange,
May this prosperity never cease.
People feel bamboozled, said Sarah,
A slap in the face, so unfair,
Promises broken,
Their trust now outspoken,
Their disappointment hangs in the air.
There once was a host named John
Who knocked a police department’s con
Their explanation was poor
For tapping cameras galore
Last Week Tonight exposed their wrongs
There once was a president bold
Who claimed victory, so we’re told
In a tournament fair
But the cheating was there
Allegations now quickly unfold
There once was a board quite conservative
They talked of Iran’s dominance imperative
“Signals of weakness,” they cried
As tensions with Iran intensified
Their worries were quite extensive
There once was a president bold,
Who threatened Canada with a scold,
For the wildfire smoke,
That across the border awoke,
Retaliation, the story foretold.
Organizers said they did not want
“To provoke, but to pause power” is their taunt
For a moment they’ll raise
Something human, for praise
Their message, in unity, will flaunt
There once was a president in power,
Who posted pics by the hour,
In strange situations he’d be,
With two other presidents, oh gee,
Leaving everyone quite dour.
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose followers jumped through the hoop,
Nicolle Wallace did air,
Their contortions with care,
Showing the lengths they would stoop.
There once was a state secretary,
Who looked quite contrary, you see.
To Lara Trump he explained,
Why his look was so pained,
In a photo that went viral, you see.