There once was a rapper named Macklemore
Booked for shows, but his luck hit the floor
Dropped from Ed Sheeran’s tour
Left fans feeling sore
Now he’s searching for gigs, looking for more.
The Trump administration’s zeal,
To Israel, 2,000-pound bombs will reveal,
In an arms deal so grand,
Powerful weapons in hand,
A partnership that cannot repeal.
There once was a man with no fear,
Refused to keep agents clear,
At the polls they may lurk,
As midterms near do perk,
Voting concerns drawing near.
There once was a man named Seth Bodnar
Who declared, “Our privacy is not for sale” from afar
He destroyed the surveillance tech
In a video, what the heck!
Protecting our privacy, he did spar.
There once was a son of the president,
Whose actions left many discontent,
Maddow was appalled,
At the choices installed,
Advice he should have sought, now lament.
There once was a man named Trump,
Who thought AI meant a singing hump,
Fallon joked with a grin,
About the mix-up within,
Now Trump’s gaffe has us all in a slump.
There once was a host of MS NOW
Explained why the president, somehow,
Isn’t ready to take
On the news, for goodness sake,
Of the “most important” news story, wow!
There has been a massive backlash,
Said the CNN chief data analyst in thrash,
The public’s reaction was strong,
With criticism they did prolong,
Such a response was quite rash.
There once was a board Trump-aligned,
Voted to close the center designed,
The president’s changes in court,
Face a lengthy report,
Till then, the center’s future declined.
There once was a man named Trump,
Who tried to make a big jump,
He held the Kennedy Center,
Hostage, he did enter,
To add his name, what a chump!