Trump Will Visit Newly Built Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library In North Dakota’
There once was a man named Trump
Who visited a project with a big lump
$450 million to see
Boosting Burgum with glee
Former governor, now in a jump
There once was a man named Trump
Who visited a project with a big lump
$450 million to see
Boosting Burgum with glee
Former governor, now in a jump
There once was a man from Dallas
Whose music would never be callous
He passed away quick
From an illness so thick
Now his legacy will surely surpass us
There once were some copies corrected,
Hitler’s face from them was ejected,
For students to see,
Without history,
The change was quickly detected.
There once was a man named Cobb
Who heard Trump made a big job
With crypto cash flow
It caused quite a show
A reaction so hot, it did throb
There once was a candidate named Marsha,
Who dodged questions like a ninja, no brouhaha.
Running for governor in Tennessee,
She avoids queries with glee,
But voters may find her lack of transparency a flaw.
There once was a man named Miller
Whose immigration plans were a thriller
In the White House he’d stay
Crafting policies all day
For Trump, he was the top biller
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose critics caused quite a jump.
Their posts were so harsh,
Made him feel like a marsh,
In a White House swampy and frump.
There once was a president so keen
Who planned a “midterm convention” scene
Critics warned it could backfire
On the GOP, a dire mire
A risky move that could turn green
There’s a “veneer” the president flaunts,
Says The New York Times in its taunts,
Maintained with great care,
For all to beware,
In a facade that nobody wants.
A man named David Streever in Finland
Had his wife warned by officers, quite grim
For an email he’d sent
Months ago, they were bent
On claiming it was threatening, the claim was quite thin.