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There once was a woman, so bold,
Who at a Giants game did unfold,
Her husband’s cruel deeds,
Caught on camera, it feeds,
A tale of a marriage gone cold.

There once was an incident in 2024,
Prosecutors found evidence, but no more,
No criminal charges were filed,
Public outcry ensued as they piled,
No justice was sought as they swore.

There once was a woman quite gifted
Who said, “Like a light switch was lifted”
The president’s fiery remarks
Lit up the room like sparks
When asked about his old friend, it shifted

There once was a girl named Christa Pike,
Who killed in a jealous rage spike,
Sent to death row at eighteen,
Now at 50, it seems,
Her fate on Wednesday they’ll strike.

There once was a weatherman bold
Whose forecast was early and told
But then came Dylan Dreyer
To take over, no prior
And the weather tale fully unfold

There once was a man named Trump,
Who tried to make Republicans slump.
Barbara Comstock did say,
He pushed them away,
But they’ll bounce back with a big jump.

There once was a president bold,
Whose TV spots were quite a sight to behold,
With taxpayer money they were bought,
Promoting him as they ought,
But critics cried foul, truth be told.

There once was a board that was stern,
Predicting how G-20 may turn,
If the Russian president went,
Their worries were vent,
In the paper for all to discern.

There once was a host with great speed
Who laughed at the wind-blown deed
Porta-potties took flight
In the dead of the night
On “The Tonight Show” they did succeed

A rocket flew up to the sky,
Carrying satellites way up high.
It circled the Earth,
Proving its worth,
In orbit, it soared, oh so spry.