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There once was a Late Night host so bold,
Who called out the president’s words cold.
Not-so-festive, he said,
Hypocrisy widespread,
Before the holidays, truth he told.

There once was a man named Kosta
Who claimed the right-wing had lost ya
Their outrage, he said
Was quite lacking, instead
Of truth, they spread lies like pasta.

There once was a late-night host
Who roasted the president in most
Over one thing he “loves” to do
It caused quite a hullabaloo
But the audience loved it the most

The Department of Justice, oh my!
Used a children’s book character to lie
In a twisted meme so absurd
It left many people disturbed
Their actions caused quite a outcry

There once was an actor named Drebin,
Tried to distance himself from a sin.
In the film with RFK Jr.,
He now wants to blur,
But his past still hangs under his chin.

There once was a coach from Michigan
With a family of three in his plan
He’s facing court strife
In his married life
A limerick’s the best that I can

There once was a daughter quite bold
Whose concern for safety she told
For her family’s sake
A line she would make
A boundary she wouldn’t withhold

Soccer fans cried out in dismay,
As FIFA’s prices began to display,
A betrayal so grand,
They could barely stand,
To afford the World Cup this way.

There once was a governor named Bob
Warned of flooding that gave quite a throb
The levels were high
He let out a sigh
Urging all to prepare for the job.

There once was a town called Minneapolis
Where leaders all raised quite a fuss
About racial profiling, they fear
As ICE agents drew near
Their worries, they couldn’t discuss.