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There once was a “Late Night” show bit,
That was brief, just a moment to fit.
With jokes quick and snappy,
The audience was happy,
It was over before they could sit.

A strategist Democrat named Brown
Doubled down on his bold prediction
That Trump, you’ll see,
Will leave his post, guaranteed,
Before his White House term’s eviction.

There once was a mass crossing to Ceuta,
Causing Europe to tremble and mutter,
Italy threatened to suspend,
The EU’s border trend,
Leaving many in quite a clutter.

There once was a Cabinet member quite bold
Who in public praised POTUS, we’re told
It’s not the first time
He’s committed this crime
In a setting where his true thoughts unfold

There has never been a president before
President Trump who had ratings this poor
CNN’s chief data analyst did declare
His approval numbers beyond repair
The lowest in history, that’s for sure

There once was a senator named Blumenthal
Who called a hearing quite banal
He declared it with ire
A day of great mire
In Senate history, the darkest of all

There once was a boy named Colin Gray
Who caused such sorrow one day
Victims’ families in pain
Urged the judge to detain
And ensure he’d face justice, they’d say

A curious way in which you ponder,
What legal advice did he wander?
Goodman on “OutFront” did say,
Asking why they went that way,
Intrigued by the legal squander.

There once was a mummy from Chile,
Whose DNA made scientists smile,
It showed without doubt,
That when Europeans set out,
Smallpox came across the mile.

There once was a couple who dated
For three and a half years, they waited
Then they tied the knot
In a ceremony they fought
Their love never once abated