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There once was a spoof quite absurd
White House press briefing was blurred
Late Night host had a line
That really did shine
In humor, the punchline was stirred.

There once was a senator named Kennedy,
Who asked Trump’s official quite steadily,
About seafood from abroad,
But his questions were ignored,
Leaving Kennedy feeling quite unsteady.

There once was a board so conservative,
Whose words for Trump were definitive.
They published a piece,
On his latest police,
Against Canadian goods, decisive.

There once was a man named Mamdani,
Whose comments clashed with Trump’s border plan, you see.
As the czar talked of more agents in NYC,
Mamdani’s words caused quite a spree,
In the Big Apple, tensions ran free.

There once was an actor who said,
He speaks for all, it is spread.
To the first lady’s great delight,
He made a request that night,
In limerick form, his words led.

There once was a lad named Torres
In Madrid, he caused quite a fuss
With a red hat in his hand
“Make Spain Great Again” was the brand
Celebrating the victory, he did thus

There once was a man named Lemire,
Who couldn’t imagine anyone higher,
He said with a sigh,
“It’s hard to deny,
That no one else could be the sire.”

There once was a son of the president,
On social media, he faced discontent,
Called “the biggest cokehead,”
Rumors swirling, widespread,
But the truth of the matter, dissent.

There’s not much more to add, he did say
With support from the system in play
La Liga’s president
With federations content
Ruling smoothly, day after day.

There once was a president bold
Whose words on Iran were quite cold
He used an unexpected word
To describe what he had heard
Of violence and stories untold.