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A CNN data analyst could see
Trump’s ratings were quite painful to be
Compared to three past
Presidents amassed
In disapproval, Trump’s on a spree.

There once was a man named Paxton
Who took a pen that wasn’t his scion
In 2013, he did take
The owner still holds the mistake
Now the grudge continues to go on.

There once was a controller so bright,
Who saw quite a dangerous sight,
Two planes with one name,
Would have caused quite the blame,
But disaster was averted that night.

There once was a man named Tyler Muehl,
Whose actions made many hearts duel,
He kicked a poor seal,
Violating the deal,
Now his fate he must truly feel.

There once were some economists bright
Who projected a small increase in sight
Their predictions were sound
As the numbers they found
Brought a smile with each data byte.

A senator from Vermont named Bernie,
Said to get on TV, it’s no journey,
Just diss me on Fox,
And you’ll be in the box,
That’s the way to get fame, it’s that easy.

There once was a press secretary named Karoline,
Who announced her exit in a timely line.
48 hours later,
It became much greater,
The news left everyone feeling just fine.

There once was a woman so witty,
Who painted on the monument gritty.
With “Clean hands dirty $”,
She turned herself in, yippee!
Now she’ll face the consequences in the city.

There once was a man named Bill DeLind
Whose etching print was carefully pinned
But it was stolen away
In a crime gone astray
Now Bill hopes for its return to begin.

A late summer heat wave did swoon,
Gripping much of the States in a headlock at noon,
Sweaty and hot,
It just won’t be forgot,
As it lingers through night and through noon.