There once was a man named Kolb,
Who grabbed a PETA protester named Bob.
He used his arms and a leg,
To try to keep her down like a keg,
But the video exposed his job.
There once was a man named Trump,
Who tried to make his lies jump,
But Stelter declared,
You cannot be spared,
Attention without accountability, thump!
There once was a GOP strategist
Who thought the party list needed a twist
“Get rid of these people,”
He said with a steeple
To make the party more opportunist.
There once was a president bold
His legacy he wished to uphold
An arch by the bridge
He built to leave his midge
In Washington, his story told.
There once was a senator named Curt
Who criticized the president’s son with a skirt
For a lavish wedding after-party
Paid by an oligarch, oh so hearty
With ties to Putin, oh what a dirt
There once was a president bold,
Who barred some news outlets so cold,
CNN and MS NOW,
And Politico, somehow,
From the White House they were told.
There once was a group named CBP,
Who faced opposition, you see,
From landowners and more,
They said, “This land we adore,
Isn’t a hotspot for illegal entry.”
There once was a man named Trump
Who tried to make the news a dump
He restricted coverage
Causing much more outrage
First Amendment rights he tried to thump
There once was a commentator bold,
Who proposed a meatless diet to hold.
Republicans thought it a taunt,
Calling veganism an insult, they flaunt.
But the commentator’s idea took hold.
There once was a giant AI,
With ambition that reached for the sky,
Tackling diseases with care,
Neglected by pharma, they dare,
To find cures that money can’t buy.