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There once was a court decision grand
That overruled with a mighty hand
Data matching was free
Across agencies to see
A win for the government’s plan

There once was a country named Iran,
Whose disruption of the strait was their plan.
The effects were quite vast,
Far beyond the Middle East, they did cast,
Their main point of leverage, a fan.

There once was a lawmaker of might
Who declared a reckoning in sight
With a stern proclamation
He voiced his frustration
In hopes his party would unite

There once was a son of Trump’s name,
Who shared images of a banquet’s fame,
For the Chinese president’s delight,
The feast was a luxurious sight,
But ethics concerns rose to fame.

There once was a board that was stately,
Whose views were quite conservative lately.
But they found an irony,
That was awkward, you see,
In the newspaper, oh how they hate thee.

There once was a host named Kimmel,
Who made fun of Trump with a giggle.
He got a devoted aide,
To parody the charade,
Made the President’s relationship seem brittle.

There once was a man named Tribe,
Who spoke out against any jibe.
Dictatorship he’d resist,
In this country he’d insist,
For freedom he would always strive.

There once was a senator named Lee,
Whose comments were quite hard to foresee.
With ideas so bizarre,
He would often spar,
And leave everyone feeling quite queasy.

There once was a human printer,
Who worked for Trump, no quitter.
Inside the administration’s gates,
He spilled secrets of debates,
In limericks, a truth transmitter.

There once was a rate quite high,
Since Jan. 16, 2025, it did fly.
It soared at a peak,
The highest we speak,
A record that reached to the sky.