Vance links Trump support to “normal gay guys.”
In Ohio, where Vance took a stand,
He claimed “normal gay guys” are his brand.
The Dems all in stutter,
“What do you mean, utter?”
And clapped back with memes oh so grand!
In Ohio, where Vance took a stand,
He claimed “normal gay guys” are his brand.
The Dems all in stutter,
“What do you mean, utter?”
And clapped back with memes oh so grand!
On Rogan, ol’ JD did say,
That clean energy’s here for the stay.
With climate’s fierce plight,
He claimed, “We must fight,
For our future, we can’t look away!”
In Nebraska, the race tightened tight,
Dan Osborn and Fischer both in the fight.
A poll shows a tie,
As the Democrats sigh,
Could this shake up the Senate’s next night?
In a suit quite peculiar, we find,
The Szlachtowskis are surely not blind.
For a vasectomy’s fail,
Brought forth a new trail—
Now they seek funds to ease their unwind!
In the news, Bloomberg took a stand,
For Harris, he raised his hand.
With hope in his heart,
He played a big part,
Saying, “She’ll guide us across this vast land!”
As the election draws near, quite a fright,
Ads on Facebook spread falsehoods each night.
Musk’s cash fuels the spree,
Misinformation’s the key,
In this wild digital fight for what’s right.
In the garden of politics bold,
Christine Whitman, her views she extolled,
Trump’s words, quite the shock,
Made her rattle and balk,
For his care, she feels slighted and cold.
In a panic, young Vance did react,
When a video left him quite wracked.
“Guns and kids, I did grab,
Thought the world’s gone mad,
With Trump’s life in a dangerous pact.”
In a world where the politics clash,
Jerushah voiced her thoughts with a flash.
She said Trump’s faith’s amiss,
With Kamala, she kissed—
A move that made quite the splash!
In court, Musk was meant to appear,
For a giveaway worth a grand sphere.
But he missed the big show,
Now the tensions do grow,
As Krasner’s not happy, I fear!