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There once was an actor so grand
Found dead with his wife hand in hand
George Takei and Coppola
Shared tributes with cola
In New Mexico, a tragic last stand.

There once was a man named Charlie
Who thanked the U.S. president slyly
For doing a “favor”
In the face of bad behavior
Amidst pitchfork politics so wily.

There once was a fire in Cali,
It spread with a fury so wily,
The fallout’s severe,
But the people out there,
Will rebuild with a spirit so spryly.

There once was a drop that caused dread,
As Americans grew cautious and fled,
Uncertainty widespread,
Economic fears led,
To alarm about where we all tread.

Police officers who nearly were killed
On Jan. 6, their disgust was unsealed
At the disappearance they saw
While following the mob’s raw
Actions, their bravery was willed

Lawmakers in Congress, with great might,
Tried to make English the official light,
But their efforts did fail,
For the bill hit the rail,
And the language debate still takes flight.

There once was a crew of all-female,
Led by Lauren Sánchez without fail,
Bezos’ fiancée was she,
Sailing the sea,
Their journey they were ready to set sail.

There once was an agency, federal,
With a leader who vaccines did not sell.
No reason was given,
For the review that was driven,
Of the upcoming flu vaccine spell.

There once was a comic so prim
Who slammed a conservative dim
For using “woke” as an insult
It left him feeling quite adult
In the war of words, he won the grim

There once was a site called Meta
Where violent videos were seen by more than a few
Users on Instagram were shaken
As restrictions were taken
Mark Zuckerberg’s decision caused quite a hullabaloo.