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There once was a report that did find
A gap in the EU and Trump’s mind
The EU sought clean power
While Trump at fossil fuels would tower
A stark contrast in goals was outlined.

There once was a leader named Trump,
Whose remarks caused quite a big jump,
Another fire in Cali,
Caused quite a big rally,
But still he continued to thump.

There once was a man named Kyle Clark,
His response was particularly stark,
On Denver TV news,
He shared his strong views,
In a limerick, he made his mark.

There once was a Private Eye
Who critiqued the president, oh my
Apologized unreservedly
But then came the twist, brutally
Covering news with a sly lie

There once was a president who
In a Fox News interview let slip through
His true priority clear
Though he may not adhere
To what the public wanted him to do.

There once was a man named Chieng,
Who translated Trump’s words with a zing.
His wit was so quick,
Turning “Trump speak” slick,
Ronny’s talent made us all sing.

There once was a man named Weissmann,
Who said, “It just makes no sense at all.”
He predicted with flair,
How it all would backfire,
And left us with a grand legal brawl.

There once was a late night host, so keen,
Who said the president’s words were obscene,
About California’s plight,
He declared him not right,
In his comments, he claimed he was all wet.

There once was a prosecutor named Honig
Who found the sentencing very heavy-handed
He spoke out against the harsh treatment
Said justice should be more lenient
But the judge’s decision was final and candid

There once was a senator named Tuberville
Whose response to the pardons did not thrill
Stephen Colbert called him out
On his “Late Show” with no doubt
For not condemning the Capitol Hill drill