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There once was a man, Dominique Pélicot,
Convicted of acts that we all find abhorrent,
For drugging his wife,
He’ll pay with his life,
In other crimes too, he’s a suspect.

There once was a man named Trump,
Asked about a crash with a thump,
“What’s the site? The water?”
He asked of the reporter,
67 people dead as they slumped.

There’s worry about Reagan Airport,
Pilots, lawmakers, and experts report,
The concerns are quite real,
Regarding safety appeal,
They fear a dangerous retort.

There once was a man named Pete Muntean
Who reacted with a smile, not a frown
As the president did say
The FAA’s diversity hiring’s the way
In a briefing on midair collision renown

There once was a daughter-in-law
Whose message was met with guffaw
Perhaps not the best choice
To speak with a loud voice
Her words left the president in awe.

There once was a president who
Summoned the giant, it’s true
With one single move
Said Joyce Vance, smooth
The country in shock, not a clue

There once was a senator from Georgia
Who scolded Republicans with euphoria
For backing Trump’s Cabinet
Country over party they should advocate
But their loyalty to Trump caused a major phobia.

There once was a man of great weight,
Whose words always caused a debate.
He said, “This is no joke,
The issue needs to be broke,”
Trump’s new secretary of state.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who blamed others for each little slump.
On Day 10, Kosta did say,
He’s far down the list in dismay,
Scapegoats running out with a thump.

There once was a woman named Jess,
Who critiqued the president’s press.
She said “one message’s bad,
For sure it makes me mad”,
In limericks, her view she’d express.