‘Callous, Racist, Sexist And Stupid’: Jimmy Kimmel Rails Against ‘Deeply Stupid’ Trump
There once was a host who’s not meek
He slammed the president, so to speak
Blaming air disaster
On diversity’s master
Oh, the irony, so to critique
There once was a host who’s not meek
He slammed the president, so to speak
Blaming air disaster
On diversity’s master
Oh, the irony, so to critique
Between sets, survivors did share
Their tales of loss and despair
Their stories were told
In the arena so bold
In person and video, we’re aware
There once was a star with great flair
She sang a song with her love, a pair
Polansky is her beau
The concert did glow
A musical moment so rare
There once was a host of late night
Who called out the president’s fight
Blaming others for the crash
In Washington with a bash
For his rhetoric, the host took flight.
There once were two men, Trump and Joe,
Insults between them did flow,
Trump belittled Vance,
Barron had a dance,
In this political circus show.
There once was a hero, they say,
Called the “worst thing” in Trump’s Washington way,
MSNBC host’s reflection,
Of this tragic connection,
In a crash from a previous day.
Several skaters and coaches took flight,
On an American Airlines plane one night,
With family in tow,
Their love for ice show,
In the sky, they soared out of sight.
There once was a co-host who decried
How people submit to Trump’s pride
Robert F. Kennedy’s name
Was linked to the same
Dictatorial needs she couldn’t abide
There once was a strategist bold,
Who believed in the things that he told.
“If we execute right,
Voters will take flight,
And reward us with victories untold.”
A three-time Oscar winner once trapped
On her property, she felt quite enrapt
With wire cutters in hand
She made a bold stand
And to safety, she skillfully lapped.