There once was a billionaire’s message,
Social media users did not displease.
They had fun with great glee,
Sharing memes for all to see,
A viral moment that spread like a sage.
There once was a tweet that did blunder,
Its image caused quite a plunder,
A flashback was sparked,
To a president marked,
By a social media gaffe so sunder.
There once was a coin known as DOGE
Whose contracts faced the grim forebode
Over 400 were scrapped
No savings were tapped
On the “Wall of Receipts” they rode.
There once was a coffee chain who chose,
To lay off their staff in great rows.
Other companies followed suit,
Causing many to feel the brute,
Of job loss that nobody knows.
There once was a president so bold,
Who rebuked a trade deal, we’re told,
The U.S.-Mexico-Canada Agreement named,
He signed it, but now feels ashamed,
In politics, the story is always old.
There once was a man named Glossip,
Whose trial was found to be amiss,
The justices declared,
His rights were impaired,
A ruling that he did not miss.
Starting March 4, the chain’s new decree,
No more Royal Latte or Hot Choccy,
Frappuccinos, too,
Won’t be served for you,
Just the menu’s revised – wait and see.
There once was a worker, they say,
Got criticized in a bad way,
Fox News called them “whining,”
For their CNN signing,
But the worker had their own say.
There once was a man named Trump
Whose stance on Ukraine made a bump
Russian media did declare
In “total alignment” they were aware
With the Kremlin, his view did jump
There once was a ceremony so grand,
In L.A. where the actors took a stand,
They dazzled and shone,
In Hollywood’s zone,
Sunday’s show was just as planned.