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Sunday’s show on Netflix did glow,
With stars at the awards in a row.
It aired live with great cheer,
For the second year clear,
A star-studded ceremony to show.

There once was a man named Dan Bongino
Appointed as FBI’s new bingo
From a podcast he came
Now he’s part of the game
A right-wing deputy, oh what a show

There once was a stylist so grand
Stars paid tribute to him, they did stand
He passed away suddenly
His talent revered truly
In memory, forever he’ll be fanned.

There once was a politico shrewd,
Who predicted the president would
Face a plummeting rate
Of approval, oh fate!
In politics, fortunes can brood

There once was a Texan Democrat
Who blasted Republicans for that
As the clock ticked away
Towards a shutdown, they say
Will a deal be struck? We’ll see where they’re at.

The Trump admin’s swift new decree
Puts most USAID staff on leave, we see
Sixteen hundred jobs axed
As the cuts are exact
A blow to those working for free

There once was a host who did say,
A metaphor that made him shout, “Hooray!”
A tech billionaire’s prop,
Caused quite a shock,
At the Conservative Political Action Conference that day.

There once was a journalist of fame,
Who decided to leave in early summer came,
Reportedly departing,
His fans are now parting,
But he leaves behind a lasting name.

There once was a reporter named Ray
Hit by a puck, what a display
With a bump on his head
Like a golf ball, he said
Buffalo Sabres team kept him at bay

There once was a man named Charlie Angus
Predicted treatment for Trump with a bang thus
The world will be forced
To treat him like Putin, of course
In Canada’s Parliament he’s no pious