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There once was a man named Kluwe
Who criticized MAGA’s crew
Police hauled him out
But he didn’t pout
For free speech, he always knew

There once was a host named Maddow,
Who showed voters raising a row,
GOP lawmakers they’d rip,
For cost-cutting that made them flip,
On MSNBC’s show, it’s a wow!

There once were six hostages freed,
Their release marked a significant deed,
Under the ceasefire’s first phase,
They’re the last to embrace,
Their freedom a long-awaited need.

There once was a man named Trump
Who thought he could easily dump
But now he’s rehiring
For tasks that are tiring
Like nuclear weapons and birds that go “hump”

There once was a man named Trump
Who spoke with a bit of a slump
He was bewildered and tense
At the billionaire’s expense
At the rally, he felt like a chump

There once were sword swallowers so brave
Participating in a global gulp wave
At 2:22, they’ll all start
Showing off their strange art
Their skills, the world, they will amaze

There once was a massive mammal,
Described as a “beach ball” in a panel.
It waddled around slow,
With a majestic glow,
A sight that made everyone marvel.

There once was a MAGA personality,
Claiming Elon Musk’s paternity,
Only three visits were claimed,
Three and a half hours attained,
But the truth remains a mystery.

There once was a billionaire, stout
Who wanted to thin the workforce out
Trump told him, “Be bold!”
So the plan he unrolled
Now layoffs are what it’s about

There once was a dog named Lil Murphy,
Who got in a scary situation in a hurry,
Going for the last biscuit,
He found himself in a fix, no doubt,
But his wagging tail showed no worry.