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A lawyer for Delta Flight 4819,
Helped passengers despite his own spine.
His client in pain,
Still worked to sustain,
A hero in action, divine.

A singer whose hits do enthrall
With “For Your Precious Love” we could fall
“Only the Strong Survive”
And “Make It Easy On Yourself” thrive
His songs forever stand tall

There once was a Dow on the slide,
Dropping points, making investors hide.
With signs of the economy stalling,
The market was falling, appalling.
But investors still hope for a ride.

There once was a chief named Crowley,
Fired by Karen Bass so boldly,
A public rift over fires,
Led to their ire,
Now the situation is unholy.

There once was a woman named Phelps
Who lured men with her online helphs
She drugged them with ease
And stole all their cheese
Leaving them in financial whelphs

A couple in London did roam
To a play, they were seen to have flown
As reported by People Mag
In the theater, they did snag
Their love for the arts brightly shown

There once were two leaders of state,
Whose words caused a bitter debate.
Trump and Zelenskyy,
Their views far awry,
But progress in talks now seems fate.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who ranted with quite a big thump,
He said he’d had it,
With Zelenskyy’s war tactics,
On Fox News, he vented with a jump.

There once was a Private Eye crew
Who put words in the president’s view
Their front page was biting
With headlines exciting
A scandal they surely would brew.

There once was a host of “Late Show”
Whose Secret Service code names did glow
He joked with great glee
What they could possibly be
In limericks, he put on a show.