There once was a GOP account,
Whose meme caused quite a large amount.
The users all ranted,
The post they had panted,
For a decade old joke, they did flout.
A scholar named Ruth Ben-Ghiat,
Talked of his genius, no bait,
Seen from an authoritarian view,
Diabolical, cruel and askew,
His actions she could not deflate.
There once was a host of Late Show
Who claimed Trump voters regret and know
Buyers’ remorse is the trend
Their support starts to bend
As the truth of his actions starts to show.
There once was a star named Mickey 17
Who ripped the president, oh so keen
Without saying his name
He played the fame game
A limerick fit for a screen
There once was a man named Baron,
Whose thoughts on the section were darin’,
He felt it was a betrayal,
To the paper’s detail,
A vision that left him disparin’.
There once was a Rep. named Meng,
Who warned that the firing would bring,
Danger to American lives,
So she raised many hives,
To protect NOAA staff was her thing.
There once was a host from the “Tonight Show,”
Who imagined reviews that would glow.
Of the president’s wild taste,
In movies he’d embrace,
With humor that made people crow.
There once was an actor so gallant
Who underwent a liver transplant
The surgery was a success
Now he’s feeling his best
And ready to tackle his next filmic jaunt
There once was a man with beliefs,
Opponents said he was a thief,
They’re latching onto Kennedy’s chance,
To stop his bill with a stance,
But he’ll push through despite their grief.
A judge ruled that agents must cease
From entering churches with ease
For Quakers and more
It’s a new open door
To worship in peace without cease