There once was a man feeling blue,
Kim Kardashian accused him, it’s true.
She took his name and his fame,
His reputation to shame,
Now his lawyer will make sure she’ll rue.
There once was a platform online,
Where messages flowed like fine wine,
But an outage so long,
Put the users in wrong,
700 million were left in a bind.
A death from measles did take place,
Trump’s health secretary did face,
Outbreaks every year,
So tragic we fear,
A decade of peace now erased.
There once was a restraining order so strong
That stopped Trump from firing all along
Extended it will be
For the official to see
In the government, he’ll still belong
There once was an editor bold,
Whose stories were daringly told,
But the billionaire’s hand,
Limited the land,
Now Musk’s new direction unfolds.
There once was a man named Santana
Wrongfully convicted at 14, what drama
Now vying for City Council
Following Salaam’s path, not banal
In Central Park, justice he’ll hammer
There once were some attorneys who fought
Against nitrogen gas, they thought
It’s cruel and it’s wrong
For executions so long
Like for animals, it should be naught
The Trump admin had a new scheme,
To fight bird flu, not just a dream,
Details were disclosed,
To ease costs imposed,
At grocery stores, a relief it did seem.
There once was a county so bold,
Claimed beaches were safe, or so we’re told.
But a group in dissent,
Said it’s not time to relent,
Premature, they firmly hold.
There once was a judge quite bold
Who ordered aid be unrolled
But the Supreme Court said no
Temporarily halting the show
Now the outcome remains untold.