There once was a girl from Alabama
Who flunked basic geometry, oh mama
During Fox News she was grilled
And her knowledge was stilled
Now she’s known for her math-less drama
There once was a host of “Daily Show,”
Who found a few things wrong in a row.
With the president’s attire,
He couldn’t admire,
Just a couple of small things to show.
There once was a Dem from the town,
Who said with a bit of a frown,
“Preaching won’t do,
We must change our view,”
Seth Moulton’s advice to renown.
There once was a woman named Longwell,
Whose insights made poll numbers swell,
In focus groups she’d hear,
The public’s true fear,
Sarah’s wisdom rang like a bell.
There once was a host who would taunt,
Mocking the president; no shunt.
With DOGE in his sights,
He’d roast every night,
Till the laughter was all that was left to confront.
There once was a cafe owner, said he,
A Canadian theme for the drink, you see,
It sparked interest galore,
Among customers, for sure,
A boost in sales, how lucky for me!
There once was a man named Ari Melber,
Who likened Trump’s term to a zany cellar.
He saw a connection
To a cartoon reflection,
In a parallel that was quite stellar.
There once was a journalist from Times,
Who dissected Trump’s meeting with rhymes,
Explained the moves made,
In a limerick cascade,
Bringing clarity to turbulent times.
There once was a man named Trachtenberg,
Whose talent would make hearts swell and burge,
His kindness and spark,
In every remark,
Left behind memories to cherish and scourge.
There once was a president sly,
Who launched a meme coin to the sky.
Freshman Dem Sam
Said “we need a plan”
To counter this move, oh my!