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There once were some Dems who opined
That firings were a worrying find
They cried out in dismay
As they warned of the day
When the ominous sign was defined

A cult, the Republicans say
Against Trump, they won’t stray
Joe Wilson’s proposal
They find abysmal
Their support for him fades away

There once was a town under attack
But luckily, no injuries came back
The people were safe
No need for a brave
A peaceful outcome, no need to unpack

There once was a man named Dale,
Who picked apart the president’s tale,
At the first meeting he led,
With a critical head,
Exposing each falsehood without fail.

A Democrat from Illinois did boast
He countered Hegseth’s stubborn, odd boast
He named Russia as the foe
Former Fox News host, you know
In the Ukraine war, he held the utmost

There once was a man named Mangione
Whose legal defense fund had grown
He asked for a pause
On sending books, because
He needed some time on his own

There once was a pilot named Brown
Who asked the tower with a frown
“Southwest 2504,
How’d that happen?” for sure
In the audio he could be found

There once was a governor, quite bold,
Who thought his wife should take hold,
In 2026, she’d succeed,
Throwing shade at Donalds with speed,
But his plan may not unfold.

There once was a congresswoman, bold,
Who with Musk had a message to mold.
Just two words she’d impart,
Straight from her heart,
To the Tesla mogul, her words were gold.

There once was a hand of Trump, X,
That caused quite a stir with its flex,
On Monday night it did appear,
The image brought much cheer,
As people debated its specs.