There once was a man named Trump
Who found a threatening email to jump
He called it “genius,” quite bold
But agencies said, be not so droll
Don’t reply, or you may end with a bump.
Undocumented folks face a grime,
For failure to register is a crime,
Admin aims to deport,
Those who’ve been caught,
Committing wrongs in their time.
There once was a man on the air
Who needed some stitches with care
It was his second time
After a mishap prime
Now he’s more cautious, beware
There once was a president who,
Sent a message at midnight, it’s true,
Critics cried out “WTF!”,
As they felt quite bereft,
At the late night message they rue.
It was “not a chill day,” said Kat Timpf,
When the weather got cold with a whimpf,
She put on her coat,
Took a warm, cozy vote,
And laughed as she sipped on her mint leaf.
There once was a VP so sly,
His social media post did imply,
Some shady words about his boss,
But it caused quite a loss,
Now he’s left wondering why.
There once was a counselor so fine,
Received reminders that crossed the line,
Awkward they were,
Causing a stir,
In the White House they did shine.
There once was a host of late-night,
Who played the governor’s clip in slow flight,
The footage was replayed,
In slow motion displayed,
For laughs and comedic delight.
There once was an attorney quite bold,
Who claimed Trump’s actions were all gold.
He said with a wink,
“It’s the only way to think,
Of this administration’s stories untold.”
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose affections took quite a jump,
For a leader so bold,
With a hold that was told,
On “The Daily Show” with a thump.