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There once was a strategist so wise,
Teasing data that took us by surprise,
On Trump’s top ally,
Said, “I can’t deny,
It’s unprecedented in polling’s guise.”

There once was a singer quite keen,
Moved her event to a new scene,
Rhiannon Giddens did say,
At a different place play,
Her music remains evergreen.

There once was a man named JFK,
Whose legacy some still dismay,
On social media it’s noted,
His actions are often misquoted,
Leaving many in disarray.

There once was a Democrat from Cali,
Who prosecuted Trump with a rally.
In the first impeachment trial,
He went the extra mile,
With his efforts, he surely did tally.

There once was a county named Gaines
Where many children abstain
From vaccines they should get
Causing some debate and fret
Their health at risk, it’s plain

There once was a man with great wealth
His paper now focused on health
Personal liberties and free markets
Were now the main targets
In his paper’s new editorial stealth

There once was a senator so wild,
On “Hannity” he ranted, reviled,
Nearly choked on his drink,
Gave viewers a wink,
In the moment, his temper compiled.

A witness spoke of violence and trauma,
Not a kind act seen by anyone, a drama,
Disturbed by the scene,
Not one person was keen,
On the harshness of the act, an unpleasant enigma.

There once was a company who said,
Sales finalization would take weeks ahead.
A number of weeks in sight,
To complete sales just right,
Their expectations they calmly spread.

There once were some thieves on a spree
Targeting trains in the Mojave, you see
Authorities are on the case
Investigating this wild race
To catch the culprits and set them free