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There once was an administration so sore,
That barred AP from events galore,
For they wouldn’t say the Gulf
Was “America” not “of”,
Oh the pettiness, what a bore!

There once was a disease on the rise
Expected to spread, a sad surprise
To states with low rates
Of vaccinations, the fates
Of many in danger, it defies

There once was a lawmaker who,
Had harsh words for a right-wing crew.
Caught on a hot mic,
His words caused a spike.
Now he’s facing a political stew.

There once was a host of great fame
Who worked through a hand injury, not tame
He soldiered on
Till the monologue was done
In the “Daily Show” hall of fame

There once was a man named Trump,
Exposed and humiliated, a chump.
The MSNBC anchor did say,
In a very harsh way,
No president had faced such a dump.

A late night host ripped with a grin,
The president’s error, a big sin.
“There’s almost no parallel,”
He said, with a yell,
In a limerick that’s sure to win.

There once was a president, arrogant,
His policies were slammed, no relent,
But before a major reversal,
He faced the critics’ rehearsal,
And in the end, his resolve was evident.

There once was a “Late Show” host so wise,
Who gave workers advice, a surprise.
Tech billionaires beware,
He said with great flair,
Hope they listened and opened their eyes.

There’s one crucial detail they’ve found,
The conservative paper expounds,
In their editorial they share,
A point that they think is quite rare,
It’s a key truth that must be renowned.

There once was a man named Bolton
Who worked for Trump, but now he’s not fond
He said with some mirth
His old boss lacks in worth
For the Oval Office, he’s not quite the don.