Tesla’s First Quarter Earnings Are Out, And They’re Real, Real Bad
There once was a driver named Chuck,
Who always remembered to tuck,
His seatbelt in place,
With a smile on his face,
For safety, he never ran amok.
There once was a driver named Chuck,
Who always remembered to tuck,
His seatbelt in place,
With a smile on his face,
For safety, he never ran amok.
There once was a legend, so fine,
In tennis, he would often shine.
Now he’s trying a new game,
And building a new name,
A champion in sports of all kind.
There once was a man who killed many,
Families faced him in court, not any
Held back their contempt,
For the lives he had spent,
Justice sought by those without penny.
There once was a man named Enten,
Who gave the president a reality check, amen.
His words were so brutal,
On the blame game’s rebuttal,
Harry’s truth hit like a hurricane.
There once was an actor, so bold
Who played Trump, both brash and cold
He bet the president’s seen
His performance so keen
In a film that has garnered much gold
There once was a man named Trump
Whose adviser said with a thump
“Take the garbage out!”
With no room for doubt
A reminder that was quite blunt
There once was a host from CNN
Who discussed the exit of men
The “60 Minutes” boss
Cited lack of free toss
As he left with a wave of his pen.
There once was a host known for sass,
Who put a defense sec on blast.
His scandal was bad,
But the host was quite mad,
And grilled him until he was past.
There once was a lawmaker from Texas,
Who called out Republicans for their tricks.
Their hypocrisy showed,
On law and order, they crowed,
But their actions left many in a fix.
There once was a pope from Latin
Who spoke out on social injustice, that’s flat in
His legacy’s complex
But he sure had no hex
On the world stage, he left quite a lasting impact, in.