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There once was a president bold,
Who lashed out at business leaders, I’m told.
He didn’t like their view
On tariffs, that’s true
His attacks were harsh, so I’m sold.

There once was a boy who was fine,
But some said he needed a sign,
To fix what they thought was wrong,
But they didn’t know him for long,
The truth is his light will always shine.

There once was a secretary so grand
Whose Easter meal did not go as planned
While dining with her kin
An incident broke in
And disrupted the meal so grand

There once was a woman who sued
A 56-year-old man, so lewd
Her claim was quite clear
Their relationship severe
Abusive, she said, and he stewed

There once was a man Jose Hermosillo
In Arizona, he traveled from New Mexico
Border officers were stern
Accused him, made him yearn
For proof of his legal status to show

There once was a man named Eichorn
Whose actions left many forlorn
He chatted with glee
With a girl of just seventeen
Now he’s facing a day in the courtroom

There once was a governor named Palin,
Testifying in court, never failin’,
Over an editorial so bold,
Defamation claims were told,
In a trial that had everyone wailin’.

There once was a man named Will Cain,
Who made “no apologies” his refrain.
For not knowing the clip,
Of the president’s chilling trip,
To control citizens, he felt disdain.

There once was a man named Doug Sosnik,
Who saw a trend that made him sick,
He predicted with dread,
That Trump’s second term ahead,
Would be the worst, oh what a trick!

There once was a president bold,
Whose actions caused markets to fold.
Confidence took a dive,
As the newspaper did strive,
To report on the chaos he strolled.