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There once was a host from Fox News
Whose Signal chat use caused a bruise
Stavridis did say
It’s gone quite astray
From outrageous to truly egregious.

A man named John Ullyot did say,
The Defense Department in disarray,
Under Hegseth, they’re lost,
But at what cost?
In chaos, they’re led far astray.

There once was a man named Maher,
Dined with the president, oh so fair,
After years of criticizing with flair,
Complained he didn’t get his share,
But credit was not his main care.

There once was a cat named Sophie,
Who loved to pose for a trophy.
She didn’t find news,
But cute photos she’d choose,
And became a social media nominee.

There once was a man from Oklahoma City,
Who said, “America needs you, it’s a pity,
If every American could just see life unfold here,
And hear all the stories that bring us near,
We’d truly understand the nitty-gritty.”

There once was a host with great wit,
Who mocked the president a bit,
He blamed Gen Z,
For not living free,
In American society, unfit.

There once was a late night host
Who said the president did boast
But when asked a tough query
He got rather fiery
And refused to answer, almost like a ghost

There once was a Late Show host quite phony,
Who critiqued the president’s meeting with Giorgia Meloni.
He found it quite absurd,
And spoke a harsh word,
But the jokes fell flat and lonely.

There once was a congressman bold,
With ill-gotten gains he did hold.
Prosecutors did warn,
He could easily scorn,
Reoffend, the likelihood is told.

There once was a governor from PA
Whose home fell victim to a foul play
He dismissed outside views
On who lit the fuse
And claimed they were not helpful that day