There once was a woman named Sura,
Whose husband was sent to El Salvador,
She was overwhelmed with joy,
To see him alive, oh boy!
Jennifer Vasquez Sura, what a heart-warming aura!
There once was a man named Trump
Whose comment caused quite a thump
On wrongfully deporting
It left people contorting
For his words made others jump
There once was a Trump appointee
Who said handing citizens away
Was “out of his lane”
For Justice to explain
In foreign prisons they shouldn’t stay
A “GRANDSTANDER!!” he would claim,
On social media, the president would exclaim.
Then he smeared an immigrant’s name,
In Maryland he targeted, such a shame,
His tactics were nothing but a game.
There once was a dog named Buford
An Anatolian Pyrenees, he soared
He found young Boden Allen
Seven miles from his dwellin’
In Arizona, a tale to be adored
There once was a post so vile,
On social media, it made people rile.
It spread like wildfire,
Causing anger to acquire,
That appalling post went viral.
There once was a website that tried
To expose officials who lied
About Covid-19’s start
It tore them apart
In the truth, they could not hide
There once was a man named Gary Shapley
IRS commissioner acting so bravely
But he’s been fired, oh what a mess
White House confirmed, it’s a guess
Now he’s left feeling quite gravely
There once was a trickster quite regal,
Who tampered with cars’ odometer gauge,
But the law caught up with him, in a rage,
For odometer fraud is illegal,
He learned his lesson, oh so fatal.
There once was a Fox News host so bold,
Defending the president, we’re told.
But when it came to his pay,
He was not okay,
Seems his wallet was feeling the cold.