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There once were some Democrats bold,
But now they seem timid and cold,
Backing down in disgrace,
In a pitiful race,
For fear of being too bold.

There once was a man named Joe Seiders
Who filmed boys in bathroom dividers
At a Chick-fil-A
In a quite sleazy way
Now he’s facing legaliders

There once was a man named Harry Enten
Who criticized the president’s mention
Of a fringy idea
Most folks found severe
“Stick to other issues,” he did reckon

The ACLU made a plea quite bold,
To stop Venezuelans from being sold.
In Texas they’re detained,
But the judges refrained,
Their deportation put on hold.

A court said with a tone of dismay,
Trump’s actions are leading the way,
To the crumbling demise
Of democratic ties,
In America’s sad, darkening day.

There once was a woman named Tarlov
Explained what the public did solve
About Trump’s risky plan
Sending Kilmar to a ban
In a Salvadoran prison where he’d devolve

There once was a host of “Late Show”
Whose theory on the president did glow
Explaining a lot
His ideas were hot
Intriguing insights he’d bestow

There once was an actor, so coarse,
Charged with drug possession, of course.
The substance unnamed,
His reputation maimed,
By the law, he’ll have to enforce.

The Fed chair refuses to cut rates,
Says Trump’s tariffs will seal our fates.
Economic impacts
Will have worse contracts,
No relief from the Fed’s closed gates.

There once was a man named Tom Homan
Who went on Fox News and did moan
About Sen. Van Hollen
Checking on welfare fallen
But the senator’s care was clearly shown