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A giant fireball caused a scare,
Prompting panic, people unaware,
The moment terrifying,
Passengers were all fearing,
As they scrambled in despair.

There once was a senator from Maine
Who snapped at a reporter’s disdain
When asked if corruption
Was part of the function
He retorted with anger and pain

There once was a senator named Chris,
Who met with a man in El Salvador, a miss,
Sent by Trump, against court order,
Deportation, a border,
Van Hollen’s actions did not dismiss.

There was a man named Harry Enten,
Who saw a big reason, and then
The president, he found,
Was leaning around,
Into the topic, time and again.

There once was a man named Chieng,
Whose criticisms caused a big ding.
He put the health secretary on blast,
For opinions on autism that didn’t last,
In a fiery limerick, he did sling.

There once was a man filled with displeasure,
At Trump, who he loathed beyond measure,
His daughter was killed,
In a school, blood was spilled,
Now Fred Guttenberg seeks justice, for sure.

There once was a host of Late Show,
Who told jokes that were quite lowbrow,
With potty humor galore,
His audience would roar,
As he made them laugh with each blow.

There once was a woman named Betsy
Caught a virus that made her quite messy
Pulmonary syndrome took her life
In February, caused so much strife
Hantavirus ended her questy

There once was a late night host
Who spotted a shift, to his utmost
In the economy’s scheme
That may sound like a dream
But could really be quite a great cost

There once was a staffer so chary,
Who denied a man’s fate was so scary.
He wouldn’t confess,
It was all a big mess,
As Garcia was sent to El Salvador contrary.