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There once were folks from Chelsea town,
Who helped a bookstore not to drown,
Moved all the stock with glee,
To a new spot by the sea,
300 residents, not one with a frown.

A judge found Trump in contempt, it’s true,
For failing to help migrants break through,
From an El Salvador cell,
Where they’re living through hell,
Now they must find a different avenue.

There once was a man named O’Donnell,
Who to the president gave hell,
For refusing to help
Return young Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the whelp,
In an 18-minute segment, he did dwell.

There once was a man named Nantwi
Who died at Marcy Correctional Facility
Brooks was beaten across the street
At Mid-State prison, a fatal defeat
In the end, the tragedy was a reality

A man named Jerome Powell once said
Higher inflation will likely spread
Slow growth will be there
Economic effects, beware
In the economy, trouble ahead

There once was a health secretary
Who sought autism’s cause diligently
Genetic markers, he claimed
Would not solely be blamed
An environmental toxin, he did decree

There once was a MAGA influencer named Clair,
Who was offered some cash to not share,
About the child with Musk,
But she said, “What a ruckus!”,
And told the world, “I don’t care!”

There once were folks, clients in plight,
On the island left powerless, no light,
Luma Energy’s vow,
To restore power now,
In the dark, they all longed for the bright.

There once was a billionaire in drama,
His “harem” caused quite a panorama,
With 14 children or more,
The mothers did implore,
A scandalous tale in The Wall Street Journal.

There once was an actor so keen,
Michelle Trachtenberg, quite serene,
Complications from diabetes,
Led to her untimely nemesis,
In memory, her fans will convene.