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There once was a man named Chieng,
Who made a powerful finding,
The Ivy League wouldn’t bow,
To the president’s vow,
Ronny’s discovery was truly king.

There once was a man named Enten,
Who warned of a poll disaster impending,
For Republicans, he said,
Could be losing their bed,
During next year’s midterm elections.

There once was a comic, so bold,
Who mocked billionaires, we’re told,
His joke wasn’t aired,
The audience stared,
At the quip that was far too cold.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who ranted and raved like a chump,
On social media he did spew,
About plans to take over new,
But his meltdown just made him a grump.

There once was a congressman bold,
Who criticized Musk, so we’re told,
For gutting what’s key,
In the name of efficiency,
His insight made waves, we’re all sold.

There once was a man named Cody Balmer
Stopped his meds, caused quite the clamor
Firebombed the Governor’s home
Mom spoke out, in a tome
Now he’s in trouble, a real dilemma

There once was a man named Chris Columbus
Who couldn’t cut the film, oh the fuss
He feared he’d be sent
Away, in lament
His editing skills were just a bust

There once was a man named Amin,
Who threatened the DNI with a grin.
The Justice Department intervened,
And his fate they swiftly preened,
Now he’ll face consequences for his sin.

There once was a man named Hildebrand,
Who firmly took a stand,
He said with a shout,
“I will not allow,
My children to get the vaccine, understand!”

There once was a star, bold and bright,
In court she will soon shed some light.
The mogul will speak,
Her truth she will seek,
In person, she’ll argue her right.