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There once was a man, unnamed and so free,
Rescued one February, so glee,
He had a big bash,
For his first-ever bash,
At thirty-two, so happy was he.

Welcome to the new tariff economy
Said the newspaper with authority
Conservatives cheer
While others fear
The impact it will have, quite worryingly.

There once was a pup named Myrtle,
Whose owner, Tiffany, was fertile,
With joy amidst pain,
Their bond did remain,
A happy ending is never futile.

There once were some consoles to buy,
In Europe, New Zealand and Aus high,
Prices soared by 10%,
Customers felt the dent,
As they let out a collective sigh.

There once was a trial so grand,
To challenge Big Tech it was planned,
President Trump’s FTC,
Would now get to see,
If they could make a strong stand.

Blue Origin’s flight they wouldn’t disclose,
The cost and the payer, they chose to impose.
Two months before vows,
Sanchez, Bezos brows,
In Venice, love’s bloom already rose.

There once was a man named Garcia
Wrongfully removed, it caused quite a fracas
Trump administration defying
Court order, they’re lying
Injustice for Kilmar Abrego Garcia

There once was a person who’d been,
Arrested for acting as a fiend,
Reports of an intruder,
Caused quite the commotion, sir,
Now justice must intervene.

There once was a president bold
Whose adviser’s tales were often told
They claimed a man’s name
Sending him to a prison of shame
In El Salvador, the story’s now old

There once was a leader so proud,
Who spoke of disappearing the crowd,
Twice in a week,
Such words did he speak,
But his plans were met with a shroud.