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There once was a paper that dares
To criticize the “MAGA” affairs
They called out the chamber
For backing the danger
Of tariffs, which many despairs

There once was a Donie named Sullivan,
Who asked the new media’s opinion,
On their White House access,
And fawning coverage success,
In interviews, he sought to enlighten.

There once was a judge named Ferguson,
Who shot his wife dead, what a version!
Convicted of murder,
At home, not much further,
While watching TV, his immersion.

There once was a man named Trump
Who called the elite school a chump
He said it was a threat
To Democracy, we bet
His opinion caused quite the jump

There once was a judge named Orrick
Who found Trump’s orders truly sick
He issued an injunction
Against the constitution’s corruption
Saying this behavior must end real quick

There once were some soldiers quite fine
But the order said they weren’t in line
They lacked the high standards
They were given reprimands
For readiness, they were not on the incline.

There once was a woman named Cain,
Who said men should be the church’s main.
They’re the bedrock, she claimed,
By God’s design they’re framed,
In her view, they must lead without strain.

There once was a man named McGee,
Who met his fate tragically.
His mother did say,
It happened one day,
A sad end for poor Todric McGee.

The University canceled the show
R&B star’s views caused quite a blow
Anti-Israel and hate
Led to this concert fate
No longer will she perform, they know

There once was a Bronco from Denver
Who left ESPN as a defender
Accused of assault
He decided to halt
And promised to clear his agenda