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Two daters had worries, you see,
About the health secretary’s decree.
To find autism’s root,
He would make a big toot,
On the hit show for all to see.

A Venezuelan man had a fate,
To stay in Pennsylvania, the state,
Just after a judge’s decree,
A plane flew him free,
Off to another state, not too late.

There once was a man named Hitler,
Whose evil deeds made the world bitter.
A comedian declared,
His place should be spared,
For he’s the GOAT of evil, no quitter.

A man named Faustin, so sly,
Hid his role as a leader, oh my!
Charged with hiding the truth,
In Rwanda, forsooth,
Now in trouble, no more alibi.

There once was a lawmaker named Fiore
Awaiting her fate with eyes sore
She used funds for a statue
For plastic surgery, that’s true
Now she’s facing the courtroom’s harsh roar

There once was a man in the nation
Whose arrest caused a great sensation
The government did defend
Warrantless, they did apprehend
Fear of flight was their explanation

There once was a man who did fly
American Airlines, oh my
Inaction they chose
Over intervention, it shows
A corporate culture gone awry

The Agriculture Department’s act,
Withdrew Biden’s plan to impact,
Salmonella in poultry,
A change not so jolly,
No safety precaution intact.

There once was a host of great wit
Who shared an update on his skit
When Musk offered a show
The people did glow
As they tuned in to see the whole bit

There once was a late night host
Who said, with a bit of a boast
The embattled defense secretary
Might be perfect, quite contrary
For a new role, he’d be engrossed.