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There once was a TV personality,
Whose anti-gay views caused some hilarity.
Controversy ensued,
As his words were construed,
And he faced a storm of animosity.

There once was a governor from Florida,
Who faced taunts in Tampa, oh what horror!
Just two words were yelled,
In the ring where he dwelled,
But he still stood tall, no less a flora.

There once was a tabloid so bold,
Warning of endless Trump drama foretold.
The stories they spun,
Of battles not won,
In headlines, the truth did unfold.

There once was a president known,
For making mistakes that were shown.
He did it before,
And then once more,
His blunders were widely known.

There once was a president famed,
Who was asked how he felt as he reigned.
He replied with a smile,
“Just fine all the while,”
His charisma and charm never waned.

There once was a man named Luttig
Who warned of an end quite tragic
He said it would be dire
With outcomes so dire
His words caused quite a panic

There once was a rule so strict
Even Obama thought it conflicted
No one past age eight
Should participate
In the act that left many addicted.

There once was a house in Watsonville,
With kids inside, quite a thrill,
Up to 30 were there,
Sheriff’s officials did declare,
On California’s coast, all was still.

A man made threats on social media so bold,
Before trying an attack, we’re told.
Prosecutors did say,
He’d planned all the way,
In jail now, his future on hold.

There once was a man with a hat,
Said the U.S. is the hottest country at that.
To cadets he did speak,
With words rather unique,
In Trump’s world, that’s just tit for tat.