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There once was a singer undone,
By a brain condition, no fun.
All concerts are nixed,
Till July, he’s transfixed,
Hoping the issue will be done.

There once was an aviation giant,
Whose planes caused a terrible plight,
Justice Department did strike a deal,
For the lives lost, they must appeal,
To ensure safety takes flight.

A couple in Colorado, it’s true,
Burned a cross to cause quite a hue,
They sought to create fear,
But the jury made clear,
Their guilt for the false threat they drew.

There once was a man named Burchett
Who said his women did housework, you bet
But social media found
That evidence was around
Proving his claim was a false bet.

There once was a host quite witty,
Claimed truth in the green room, what a pity,
On his podcast one day,
He had much to say,
But it all seemed rather gritty.

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose reign made people jump.
1,900 sought U.K. land,
To escape his command,
A 12% increase in the jump.

There once was a professor from NYU
Who explained how the ex-president blew
He said he “ruined”
How he’ll be remembered; tuned
In American history, that much is true

There once was a man named Andrew,
His legal predictions rang true,
In the courts, decisions repeat,
“Over and over,” they’ll meet,
Weissmann’s foresight, a legal guru.

There once was a doctor named Faust,
Who spilled words he never thought he’d exhaust,
To a student he met,
Ready to be a pet,
At Ivy League, will they be lost?

There once was a man with no fears
Who aired grievances for years
His latest invention
Caused quite a commotion
In limericks, he shed no tears