There once was a Rep named Foxx,
Who thought critics were far too verbose,
She said, “This isn’t right,
The way we talk about this bill tonight,”
But critics were not keen on her close.
There once was a dad who did find
His daughter and boyfriend, unkind
Had been killed, oh the sorrow
Outside the museum, tomorrow
Their memory forever enshrined
There once was a concert quite grand,
Where a virus spread through the band,
Health officials did state,
Those in attendance may await,
Quarantine to stop the demand.
There once was a piggy bank so fair,
A big change was soon in the air,
The coins all clanked loud,
As they fell in a proud,
New slot that was added with care.
There once was a Muppet named Kermit,
A star of stage, screen, and swamp, to admit.
He led with great flair,
In the spotlight he’d glare,
A ringleader we couldn’t omit.
The CIA’s gate at Langley shut tight,
Employees faced a routing plight,
Seek alternate ways,
To start their workdays,
Closed gate causing quite a slight.
There once was a man named Cuomo,
In the mayoral race, he’d steal the show.
Accused of harassment,
Left women in astonishment,
Now forgotten, his past starts to grow.
A Danish man once did lament
About a situation that went
A case manager said
It could have been led
Differently in the past, and he was bent
There once was a bill so grand,
Deemed a ticking debt bomb across the land,
Dubbed Reverse Obamacare,
A big betrayal to bear,
Critics’ warnings made a stand.
There once was a singer who’d sing,
Baldoni’s lawyer requested a thing,
Text messages between them and Blake,
But the singer refused for her own sake,
A legal battle in which they would swing.