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There once was a Rep. named Steube,
Whose MAGA idea he’d imbue.
He threatened to withhold
Transit funds, we’re told,
‘Til his dream on the rails could accrue.

There once was a late night host
Who made things worse for the president the most
With jokes and roasts so bold
His ratings soared, we’re told
The president’s sleep was toast

There once was a host on MSNBC
Who warned the president, “You’ll see,
The next court decision
Won’t go with your vision,
In fact, it may cause you dismay.”

There once was a man of distinction
Whose gala dinners caused much friction
Using his office to gain wealth
Defined corruption by stealth
Now he faces public conviction

There once was a couple from Missouri,
Challenging the abortion pill story,
Joshua and Maria, divine,
In the legal fight they align,
Their case in court they’ll try to glory.

A judge quickly rejected the plea,
For a mistrial in Diddy’s grand jury,
The defense was dismayed,
But the verdict stayed,
Justice will now run free.

A reporter was given a lesson
By Trump, who felt quite threatened
“Don’t say that,” he spat
In response to a chat
His temper quickly heightened

A man accused it was a railroad job,
Against the men, a case they did lob,
DOJ’s pardon attorney said it’s very suspect,
The whole situation seemed to deflect,
In the end, justice was the only thing to daub.

There once was a chief named Kirkpatrick,
Money worries for her, just a trick,
She said with a grin,
“Money’s not thin,”
For Anne, wealth flows in like a creek.

There once was a family deported
Under conditions deemed quite distorted
Their lawyer did claim
It’s a moral shame
Violating humanity’s courted