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There once was a president so tall
Whose pride took a great fall
When asked a tough question
He showed no discretion
And quickly began to stall

There once was a drama so grand,
On Cascade Mountain it took its stand,
In the Adirondack Peaks,
It lasted for weeks,
A tale that was truly unplanned.

There once was a shot that was new,
But then came a cancelation, too.
Moderna’s news was a delight,
With promising results in sight,
A limerick about it, we construe.

There once was a man who said
“I want Harvard to be great again,” he’d pled
He worked day and night
To bring back its might
Now Harvard’s at the top, he was well fed

There once was a retailer in dismay
Tariffs changing with each passing day
They grappled and fought
But profit was naught
Their business in disarray, they’d say.

There once was a man here legally,
His fear of being sent home was not free.
He abides by the law,
But still lives in awe,
His constant worry, a harsh reality.

There once was an investor so bold
Kidnapping a man, or so we are told
In a Manhattan flat
He now faces the rat
Cryptocurrency woes now unfold

There once was a man named Donald,
People feared him, or so we are told.
But Mary Trump declared,
He’s pathetic, she shared,
In her view, his power’s been sold.

There once was a judge, Gorsuch by name,
Who thought it a grievous shame,
Not to take up the appeal,
In a case that was real,
His dissent in dissenting exclaim.

There once was a guy, Kinzinger,
Who thought he was quite the tough bringer,
But oh what a shock,
When he admitted to flock,
Shielding Russia – quite the zinger!