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There once was a couple named Chrisley,
Famous for their show so frizzly,
They faced fraud and tax evasion,
But they’ll receive a pardon,
Julie and Todd, feeling quite chrisley.

There once was a musician quite groovy
Who sang “Hang On Sloopy” with a smoothie
He won a Grammy, it’s true
For producing Weird Al, who knew?
His talents were truly a movie

There once were ten men on the loose,
From Orleans they managed to deduce.
Two still at large,
Their freedom they charge,
Their capture, the law will produce.

There once was a group named Trump Media
Who wanted to expand, oh what an idea
With a bitcoin Treasury
And Truth Social, oh so merry
Into crypto and finance, they’d be the idea.

There once were 6,800 students at stake,
Forced to transfer, their future did quake.
If the judge rules that way,
Their legal status may sway,
University programs at stake.

A rocket named Starship took flight,
But soon faced a disastrous plight.
It soared into the sky,
Then began to rely,
On gravity’s pull with all its might.

There once was a man named Marco Rubio
Who said social media might show
If a student should be granted a visa
To study in the US, nice to meet ya
His words caused quite a big to-do

There once was a man named Capehart
Who said Dems can’t do their part
Trump’s words cause a fuss
They just can’t discuss
This issue tears them apart.

There once was a president who
Threatened to cut funding, it’s true
If a transgender teen
Was allowed to be seen
In a state championship debut.

There once was a president bold
Whose plan was incredibly old
To make Canada a state
But critics couldn’t wait
To turn his idea into comedy gold