Jake Tapper Put On Blast Over His ‘Contrived Fake Apology’ To Lara Trump
There once was a daughter-in-law,
Who praised a CNN host, not in awe,
For sharing regrets,
About on-air threats,
In a limerick, the story was saw.
There once was a daughter-in-law,
Who praised a CNN host, not in awe,
For sharing regrets,
About on-air threats,
In a limerick, the story was saw.
In the Ozark Mountains they seek
A former police chief on the peak
Escaped from his prison
A convicted man risen
In the rugged terrain, he is unique
There once was a press secretary
Who talked about skills that are necessary
In the U.S. society
The White House’s priority
To boost the nation’s economy
Hedge fund billionaire named Ray Dalio
Issued a dark warning, oh no!
About the president’s strongman tactics
His words caused quite a lot of dramatics
Now the world waits to see which way we go
There once was a host, late at night
Who predicted the president’s future, with might
He said bold and loud
From the presidential crowd
His words sparked a political fight
There once was a guy named Harry Enten,
Who noted a Trump trend that was threatenin’.
It perturbed voters and markets,
Causing a lot of remarks,
In politics, it was certainly a lesson.
Some investors are betting against Trump
And they’ve developed a tasty term for the jump
There once was a secretary, oh so wise
Who declared chaos from chainsaw’s demise
A limerick’s neat
For this amusing tweet
About labor and all its surprise
There once was a host on Fox News,
Whose rants were always quite profuse.
He railed against Pelley,
At Wake Forest so smelly,
But his words were met with bemuse.
There once was a president grand,
Who received a gift from the sky and,
During celebrations in D.C.,
A present quite rare to see,
A moment of awe in his land.