These firefighters had no chance, alas,
Kootenai Sheriff Norris’d say with a gasp.
The flames were fierce, in a trance,
Their fate sealed by fiery dance,
A tragic day for those in the grass.
A new estimate that we’ve just met
From the CBO, it’s a sure bet
$3.3 trillion they’ve found
Will add to the debt all around
A figure we’d rather forget
There once was a prime minister named Carney,
Who said trade talks with the U.S. were baloney,
Canada changed its plan,
And resumed talks began,
No tax on technology firms, how phony!
There once was a president who saw
A letter to Japanese leaders, with a major flaw
It was all hypothetical
But the message was forgettable
In the end, it was just a big faux pas.
There once was a group strongly considering,
A bid to replace Thom Tillis, a Republican darling.
In North Carolina they’d run,
To bring change to Washington,
Their chances of success, worth pondering.
There once was a president bold,
Boasting ’bout qualities he’d unfold.
Critics vehemently disagreed,
Their viewpoints were not heeded,
In the U.S., controversy took hold.
There once was a president, quite bold,
Who criticized renewable energy, we’re told.
He launched a new attack,
On Fox News, no slack,
But green power will continue to hold.
There once was a post so revolting
Deemed dehumanizing and insulting
It caused quite a fuss
People made a big fuss
For its content, they were revolting.
There once was a bill “big and beautiful,”
But public opinion was dutiful.
Harry Enten did claim,
That the bill’s not the same,
As popular, that’s quite pitiful.
There once was a niece of Trump’s clan,
Whose summary of her cousin began,
With scathing remarks,
And fiery sparks,
She didn’t hold back her strong hand.