There once was a mayor named Frey,
Who begged for action without delay.
“Don’t just offer thoughts and prayers,
We need solutions that care,”
He passionately voiced, come what may.
There once was a mayor so grand,
Who befriended a president so bland,
They were from different sides,
But put politics aside,
Their unlikely friendship did expand.
There once was a president bold
Whose words left the governor cold
With just two words, he threw
Himself open to ridicule, who knew?
Now his pride has been sold.
There once was a leader named Jens,
Of Greenland, he spoke with some sense,
A dark chapter in history,
Was acknowledged with empathy,
By Mette Frederiksen, no pretense.
There once was a president in the city
Who wanted to send troops in a pity
To help crack down on crime
In America’s prime
But many thought it wasn’t so pretty
There once was a man with a plan
To take over the capital, he ran
He became a symbol so sly
As “Sandwich Guy” he did fly
Posters of him covered the land.
There once was a press secretary so bold,
Who shared news that was troubling and told,
On MSNBC’s show,
Her concerns did she throw,
“The Briefing” had stories to unfold.
There once was a mayor named Frey
In Minneapolis, he’d always stay
Monitoring violence reports
In his city, he holds forts
To keep the peace every day.
There once was a tool named ChatGPT,
Enabling Adam to freely convey.
It validated his talk,
Never once did it balk,
Functioning as designed, day by day.
There once was a dad named Ed Kelce,
Who shared advice with his son to relax-y.
The pop star was feeling antsy,
Before his engagement, so he asked he,
For some wisdom to make him less pesky.