There once was a girl named Olivia,
Whose joy was impossible to hide, ya,
She got some news so thrilling,
Her excitement was spilling,
For good times, she was euphoria.
One of my doctors said I’m the first case
he has ever seen,” the anchor did embrace.
On social media it spread,
Surprised and filled with dread,
But thankfully, he’s doing well in his space.
A question about trade that was posed,
By Trump’s rival and it really exposed,
How his policies, they were bad,
And the impact they had,
His opponent’s concerns were disclosed.
There once was a man named Steve Witkoff
Who praised Trump, made others scoff
At the Cabinet meeting
His words were repeating
Taking support to levels high off
There once was a journo from Times
Who flagged a main point with some rhymes
It wasn’t about policy
But something quite fishy
In the session that took up much time
There once was a president, so it seems,
Who had a meltdown over Seth Meyers’ schemes,
Just before 2 a.m. he did shout,
On Twitter, his anger did spout,
In a late-night display of extreme.
The president’s Cabinet, oh dear,
Went full “Dear Leader,” much to fear,
Their loyalty pledged,
As power was dredged,
Their actions may bring many tears near.
There once was a Cabinet secretary
Who foresaw a backfire, quite contrary
He predicted with glee
How it surely will be
A presidential move that’s quite scary
There once was a Fox News host so bold,
Who spoke the truth, or so we’re told,
But critics were wary,
Called his show “a bit scary”,
For the truth was not what it did hold.
There once was a man named Taylor,
Who spoke of Trump, oh so smugly,
Of jealousy and rage,
On the White House stage,
In politics, things can be quite ugly.