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There once was a station in D.C.
Managed by the DOT, it would be
Union Station’s the name
Biggest rail hub with fame
Back in control, as you can plainly see

A Salvadoran man in a bind,
Fights deportation, hopes to unwind.
In court he debates,
His right to state fears of his fate,
In Uganda, where dangers he finds.

There once was a hire at Homeland,
‘Midst election conspiracy plans so grand,
Trump’s team met with glee,
Promoting theory spree,
In a controversial twist they did land.

There once were some shooters, they say,
At schools on a dark Monday day,
From Arkansas to New Hampshire,
Law enforcement was in anguish,
Responding to calls right away.

There once was a president, a dictator,
Said he stopped crime, that was his factor.
Many people did say,
“If that’s the way,
I’d prefer a dictator, not an actor.”

There once was a chain that did hear,
Their customers’ voices were clear,
So the logo they’d change,
For a timeless range,
Their promise they’d always adhere.

There once was a girl named Taylor,
Told by Kirk to submit without failure,
“Reject feminism,” he said,
“You’re not in charge,” filled with dread,
But Swift stood strong, never a trailer.

There once was an editor unnamed,
Who threatened to exit, inflamed.
“If the first lady’s in,
I’ll leave with a grin,
And show them what I’m really framed.”

There once was a man named Paul Krugman
Who criticized the president’s plan
He said it was clear
Trump’s actions severe
Taking a page from the authoritarian clan

There once was a man named Harry Enten
Who said the GOP’s in position
For the midterms ahead
They’re well-positioned, he said
In decades, their best opposition.