There once was a TikTok user so keen,
Who thought dropping this bomb was quite mean.
After American Eagle’s distress,
Their diabolical genius was a success,
In comments, their praises were seen.
There once were some officials in a city,
Who denied crime was rampant, more’s the pity.
But the people all know,
It’s a dangerous show,
And the streets are not looking too pretty.
There once was a president who,
Exaggerated things out of the blue,
False claims he’d proclaim,
Said Daniel Dale with disdain,
An exaggerator through and through.
There once was a vet so bold,
In Lafayette Square he did scold,
Called the president “fascist”,
In a manner quite drastic,
Brave words from a man strong and old.
One person said if the chain really thought
Their arrogant half-hearted apology would win back
Average Americans, their cornbread ain’t done
In the middle, now their reputation’s undone
Their customers may not return, as they ought
There once was a president, they claim,
Who botched a politician’s name.
He thought he did a favor,
But it caused quite a stir,
And now he’s known for his shame.
There once was a governor from Illinois,
Who heard of the president’s ploys,
Threats of the Guard,
Made him hit back hard,
In a speech that made a lot of noise.
There once was a man named Frum
Summed up the president with some
Outrageous events
In his second term hence
A pressing question to come
There once was a gal named Jemmy,
Detained for ten days, oh so heavy.
Hospitalized twice,
Denied legal advice,
A male facility made her feel quite unsteady.
The president claimed with ease,
This was a sign of “respect” overseas,
But many disagreed,
His words they didn’t heed,
A limerick to summarize with ease.