There once was a man named Devon Walker,
Who on NBC was a star talker.
He made quite a boast,
Of his three seasons, he’d boast,
On the sketch show, he was a grand stalker.
There once was a man named Newsom
Who had a response that was number one
To the Florida governor’s jab
On Fox News, oh what a gab
He showed them his skill, how he won.
There once was a board quite conservative,
Flagging things that they found quite elusive.
Their editorial might
Backfire, that’s not quite right,
In the future, it’s quite definitive.
There once was a Rep from Missouri,
Whose constituents left him in a fury.
He met them with glee,
But soon came to see,
Their anger left him feeling quite weary.
There once was a prez with proposals,
His detractors responded with vocals,
A war of words did ignite,
In the public’s sight,
Debates raged with differing morals.
In his second term, Trump’s changed his decor,
MSNBC anchor did explore,
No one’s getting fired,
The staff is inspired,
In politics, it’s a bit of a bore.
There once was a press secretary, so bold
Whose claims were outrageous, we’re told
Critics mocked and jeered
At the lies that she steered
In the White House, the truth took a hold
There once was a man named Trump
Whose math skills made his fans jump
They said it was tough
And for him, it was rough
In numbers, he was a bit of a chump
There once was a man named Steve Inskeep,
Who laughed at Ty Cobb with a loud peep.
But the talk got quite grave,
As the serious tone gave,
And their banter took a serious leap.
There once was a president who
Met with South Korea’s leader, Lee Jae-myung, too
They discussed the trade war
In the Oval Office, for sure
Then faced questions, all in full view