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Global investors in shock and dismay,
As Trump struck a blow, they did say,
Fed’s independence at stake,
Markets’ payoffs at break,
Politics in policy’s way.

There once was a Fox News host so bold,
Who urged on the president, we’re told.
He may have overplayed,
And now his ratings fade,
For his stories were more hype than gold.

There once was a man named Zambada
Who worked with El Chapo, they say
They turned Sinaloa
Into a huge drama
With cartels in the drug trade fray

There once was a president, we’re sure,
Whose discourse was authoritarian, pure.
He spoke with great might,
Causing quite a fright,
His words, like a dictator, did lure.

There once was a rapper named Nas,
Charged with felonies, oh what a fuss,
Three counts of battery, so severe,
On cops, he did not fear,
Now his legal troubles bring much chaos.

There once was a man named Abrego Garcia,
Whose image the White House did display,
Like the “Hope” portrait of Obama,
They claimed he was in a gang, oh drama!
But the truth, some may say, is quite murky.

There once was a man from Chicago,
Who said “No military show,
The city is fine,
No need for a line,
Just let the people’s voices flow.”

There once was a manuscript so grand,
Set for release on Oct. 21, so unplanned,
It was deemed unsparing,
With tales so daring,
In bookstores, it will soon command.

There once was a president bold,
Whose onetime friend he did scold.
Chris Christie got slammed,
For speaking out, he was damned,
Their friendship now gone, so we’re told.

There once was an economist famed
Who warned of a recession untamed
If it goes bust, he said
The US will be led
Into economic chaos untamed