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There once was a man from Maryland,
Who taunted the president quite grand.
With a blunt reminder,
Of his shortcomings to find her,
Wes Moore was making a stand.

There once was a man named Ali Velshi
Who warned of the path we could see
“It’s not where we’re headed,”
He solemnly dreaded
And hoped we’d change course for the free.

There once was a host from Last Week,
Who dove deep on a Trump businessman’s sneak,
The venture got NSFW,
Oh, what shall we do?
As the host uncovered, the truth made us weak.

There once was a president, bold and brash,
He threatened the media in a flash,
With licenses revoked,
His anger provoked,
But the press wouldn’t be silenced, they’d clash.

There once was a paper editorial,
That took an ominous turn, quite serial.
Conservative in bent,
Their message was sent,
In limericks, they were never inferior.

There once was a VP named Pence,
Who got a correction so tense,
From Trump it was swift,
And quite the short rift,
In the White House, it caused quite a wince.

A Democrat from New York once said
“We’ll respond across the country,” he pled
“What comes next we shall see
In this great land so free
And face challenges with courage ahead”

There once was a president, bold and stern,
Who clashed with Chuck Grassley in turn,
Refusing to budge
On judges with a grudge,
Their stalemate continued to churn.

There once was a man named Kilmar,
Checked in with officials, oh what a jar!
Now he faces deportation,
To Uganda, a new situation,
In Baltimore, he won’t get too far.

There once was a president who
Dressed in bling, quite bold and true
His penchant on show
For all to now know
In sparkles, he stood, right in view.