5 Dead After Tour Bus Returning From Niagara Falls Crashes

There once was a bus in New York,
With 52 people in tow,
It rolled over on a highway,
State police came right away,
To help with the aftermath and show.

Trump Ran On A Promise Of Revenge — And He’s Making Good On It

There once was a man named Bolton
Whose home the FBI did often
They searched it with care
For secrets to bare
From Trump’s old national security men

Trump Administration Seeks To Deport Kilmar Abrego Garcia To Uganda

A man pleaded not guilty, it’s true,
Said the case should be dismissed, wouldn’t you?
He claims it’s revenge,
For his challenge, so strange,
To El Salvador he may bid adieu.

Parents Of Missing California Baby Arrested In Murder Investigation

A couple was booked without bail,
In Riverside’s jail, oh the tale!
They’re held in the clink,
No chance for a wink,
Their freedom hung like a frail sail.

CNN Data Chief Flags This Major Way That Newsom’s Trump Trolling Is ‘Working’

There once was a man named Harry Enten,
Explained how the CA governor did strengthen,
With a social media plan,
A rising tide began,
Support for him was quite the brighten.

Judge Blocks Trump From Cutting Funding From 34 Cities And Counties Over ‘Sanctuary’ Policies

There once were some cities so grand
Boston, Chicago, and LA did stand
They said with a frown
Billions could go down
Risking funds was not what they planned.

Nancy Mace Cancels Speech After Almost No One Shows Up

There once was a candidate from South Carolina,
Set to speak at a Moms for Liberty banner,
But plans changed, it’s quite odd,
She was seen as a fraud,
Her campaign took a hit in Carolina.

Lyle Menendez Should Remain In Prison Despite Reduced Sentence For 1989 Murders, Parole Board Says

There once was a man named Lyle Menendez,
Denied parole left him feeling quite helpless,
In California, commissioners said no,
He’ll stay in prison for now, that’s the show,
For his crime, he continues to pay the price relentless.

Michael Cohen Has Blunt Advice For John Bolton After FBI Raid On Home

There once was a lawyer named Cohen,
Said Trump’s enemies list keeps on growin’,
He crosses them out,
Without any doubt,
In politics, he’s always a-showin’.

‘Stay Out Of Our City’: Chicago Officials Slam Trump’s Threat Of ‘Crime’ Crackdown

There once was a mayor named Brandon,
Who found Trump’s approach quite demanding,
He called it uncoordinated,
Uncalled for and unsoundly rated,
A sentiment that was truly commanding.

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