5 Dead After Tour Bus Returning From Niagara Falls Crashes
There once was a bus in New York,
With 52 people in tow,
It rolled over on a highway,
State police came right away,
To help with the aftermath and show.
There once was a bus in New York,
With 52 people in tow,
It rolled over on a highway,
State police came right away,
To help with the aftermath and show.
There once was a man named Bolton
Whose home the FBI did often
They searched it with care
For secrets to bare
From Trump’s old national security men
A man pleaded not guilty, it’s true,
Said the case should be dismissed, wouldn’t you?
He claims it’s revenge,
For his challenge, so strange,
To El Salvador he may bid adieu.
A couple was booked without bail,
In Riverside’s jail, oh the tale!
They’re held in the clink,
No chance for a wink,
Their freedom hung like a frail sail.
There once was a man named Harry Enten,
Explained how the CA governor did strengthen,
With a social media plan,
A rising tide began,
Support for him was quite the brighten.
There once were some cities so grand
Boston, Chicago, and LA did stand
They said with a frown
Billions could go down
Risking funds was not what they planned.
There once was a candidate from South Carolina,
Set to speak at a Moms for Liberty banner,
But plans changed, it’s quite odd,
She was seen as a fraud,
Her campaign took a hit in Carolina.
There once was a man named Lyle Menendez,
Denied parole left him feeling quite helpless,
In California, commissioners said no,
He’ll stay in prison for now, that’s the show,
For his crime, he continues to pay the price relentless.
There once was a lawyer named Cohen,
Said Trump’s enemies list keeps on growin’,
He crosses them out,
Without any doubt,
In politics, he’s always a-showin’.
There once was a mayor named Brandon,
Who found Trump’s approach quite demanding,
He called it uncoordinated,
Uncalled for and unsoundly rated,
A sentiment that was truly commanding.