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In a funeral home quite profound,
Decaying bodies were found,
The stench was so strong,
It didn’t take long,
For the truth to come unbound.

There once was a man named Garcia
Who pleaded not guilty, they say
To smuggling charges so grave
He hoped to be saved
In court he’d have his say

There once was a leader who’d sat
In military might, he was at
But upheaval ensued
In intelligence, it brewed
And now a new path they combat.

There once was a man named Trump
Who said he’d fix Chicago’s hump
“We’ll straighten that one out probably next,”
He declared with confidence and zest
But can he make the Windy City jump?

A man named Abuelhawa, oh my,
Trump-themed restaurant, he did try
Convicted in ’07,
Fake flu shots, his scheme,
Now behind bars, not knowing why.

There once was a president accused
Of “lawfare” that left many bemused
Andrew McCarthy’s claim
Of an ancient feud’s aim
Left the public quite puzzled and confused.

There once were schools with great ambition,
Serving Hispanic students their mission,
Over 500 do claim,
To join in the aim,
For grants to support their rendition.

There once was a woman named Harris
Who beat the president with a flourish
In Cook County, Illinois
By a margin that thrilled
All the social media skeptics.

There once was a president who spoke
Of a federal takeover, he awoke
To a plan that he touted
To those who were routed
In a speech that made many folk choke

There once was a judge named Pitman,
Who found Musk’s argument quite thin,
He ruled it unpersuasive,
In a manner decisive,
Dismissal denied – Musk can’t win.