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There have been closures this week,
At popular beaches, so to speak.
Tourists disappointed,
Their plans all disjointed,
No sand and no waves to seek.

There once was a man named Torres,
Whose love for L.A. was enormous,
He said with great feeling,
To HuffPost revealing,
Attacking his home was abhorrent.

There once was a gal named Welch,
Who explained how the MAGA agenda dealt,
A blow to the folks in red states,
She broke it down and elaborated,
On the hurt it caused to those in her state.

There once was a plan to expand,
The use of expedited remand,
But a setback occurred,
And the plan was deferred,
A blow to the administration’s command.

There once was a man named Terry Moran
Whose news network just couldn’t plan
He said they were failing
Their efforts derailing
Their ratings hit rock bottom, poor man

There once was a film that caused chatter,
Luca’s “After the Hunt” stirred the matter,
Roberts’ acting was grand,
All across the land,
In Venice, it was the main clatter.

There once was an agency in freeze,
Causing quite a stir, oh jeez!
Former FEMA crew
Said leaders, adieu
In a public letter, their grievances.

A playwright named Lauren Gunderson
Was proud of the film “to infinity”
After the rapper’s remarks
On the movie, these sparks
Lit controversy so divinely

There once was a leader named Aune
Who accused Kehoe of being a goon
Said he’s a Trump puppet
Trying to steal and corrupt
Democrats were quick to lampoon

Climate change sure is a big concern,
Deadly bacteria now have more to burn,
Scientists sound the alarm,
As the world faces harm,
Infections we now must discern.